Your mom is so fat that I worry she may develop diabetes.

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-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? -Dog shit.

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-Knock Knock. -Come in.

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Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

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So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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How do you get all the apples off of an apple tree? You pick them

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What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

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A baby seal walks into a club. :|

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What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels for the loss of their newborn child.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

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Why was Adolf Hitler such a bad man? Because he never kissed his wife goodbye.

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

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PENIS that is all

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A man walked into a bar Ouch!

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a disabled man takes a walk in a park

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what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick

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What did the man do when he found a lost dog in his yard? He shot it. This was a very old, lonely, and distressed man with many unresolved problems resulting from his childhood in poverty.

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What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

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Why do black people like bananas? Because bananas have potassium which therefore gives them bigger muscles, which is why they excel at every sport we white people suck at.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have outsimers Wait what?

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If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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