Knock knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? ..He died.

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A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

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Your momma's so fat she died five years ago.

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Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

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KEVIN HART

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what do you call a pig that knows karate? pork-chop!

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why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

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A Dog walked into a bar and the bartenter said 'What can i get you' the dog dident say aneything cuz its a dog!!!!!

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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Whats the difference between a ham sandwich and a dead baby sandwich? I don't stomp on my ham sadnwiches with cleats before I eat them.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

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Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

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What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

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Canada AYY

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how many jews can you fit in a volkenswagen? 2 jews in the front 2 jews in the back 15 jews in the ashtray

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" So let's set the world on fire..." Q: How do you do that? A: Strike a match...

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Roses are Red, violets are blue,love can not tell how much I love you!!

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I going to the kitchen to make a #sandwich.....oh wait this isn't twitter

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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knock knock who's there? to to who? to whom*

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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what did eminem say to dr.dre? nothing u idoits dr.dres dead he is locked in my basement

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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