I Love Hitler.

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What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies? My wife didn't cheat on me in a pile of dead babies.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

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What's worse than banning guns? Very few things

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What do a grape and a plane have in common? They both have wings... except for the grape!

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police. There was a severe accident not long ago. Your family are dead.

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How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

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What do you call a group of black gentle men running down a hill A group of black gentle men running down a hill

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Why did the first squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure. Why did Bobby fall off his bike? He was hit by 4 squirrels Why did bobby die? He was hit by a bus

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Q. Why did the teacher trip and fall? A. Because his left foot was gnawed off by a camel, and he often finds it difficult to walk.

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Where did sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It tried to to commit suicide.

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and his problem is destroying his family.

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A man walks into a bar.

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what is purple and hairy like a bear? A purple bear

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ok last night i found a pic of romney saying "if i win the election 8 million people will have no job" then Obama says hey romney now that i won the election it would be 8 million and one stupid.

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It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

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What did the dead man say at his own funeral? Nothing, he's dead...

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Friends are a lot like trees, they fall down when hit multiple times with an axe.

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An elephant walks into a bar. He nearly levels the entire structure as he forced his way through the front door.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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