Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

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what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

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Knock knock. Who's there? Apple. Apple who? Apple juice.

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A blond is stranded on a desert island when she finds a magic lamp. Except it's actually a rock and she is hallucinating due to dehydration and starvation.

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knock knock. who's there thatsron thatsron who thatsron man

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why did the little girl fall off the swing - she had no arms.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a fish.

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You wanna see something really scary?

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Me: Whats your favorite color? Joe: Blue! Me: Wrong

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Why doesnt the ladder work? A ladder is an inaminent object therefore imcapable of having a job.

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"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

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Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

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why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

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A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

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whats in common with a rat and an apple? neither of them are a fridge

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hating his life and his job, the man leaves work early and while he is in the elavator he has thoughts about killing himself after returning to his apartment he turns on the TV and grabs his gun out of the drawer. sitting in a chair with a gun to his head he looks at the TV and realizes that his office building has just been hit by a 747 piloted by Al-Quida members. Suddenly the man realizes that maybe he has something to live for and decides not to kill himself.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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How do you stop a bus? Wait at the bus stop and it will stop for you.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know.

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What's the difference between a duck?

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, didn't you read the sign on the front door? It says, "People with suits on will not be served." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

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a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

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What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

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