How do you make time fly? You throw a clock out a window.

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Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

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What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

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Why did Windows crash ? F*ck Windows, that's why.

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Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

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A Haitian walks into a bar. It collapses.

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Why did the goose cross the road? He was playing duck, duck, goose

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Why did you chicken cross the road? C u n t.

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What do you call a depressed nerd who plays WoW. Me....

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casey, that is all, ruddel, that is all, hi mark

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panda bears are racist to mexicans-they are black, white and asian

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Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

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Roses are red Violets are blue Flesh is green When the dead start to rise you're on my team

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womens rights

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

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A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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A horse walks into a bar... Horses are not indigenous to China.

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A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

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What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

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Want to hear a joke? Me to...

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roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

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What has hands but cannot feel? A sociopath; due to his or her mental health condition they are incapable of feeling true emotion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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