Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

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what do you call a man with no arms no legs cancer and down syndrome? you call him stephen because his name is stephen

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? he's all right now

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Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said, who's there? KNOCK KNOCK OH MY GOD, WHO IS IT??? Yes, we have your daughter here, she was caught doing drugs on school property.

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a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

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rosses are red violets are blue poems are hard alligator

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Call me Mr. Flinstone, for that is my surname.

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Why doed Dorris suffer from incontinence? A weiner dog punctured her bladder.

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Why did the black men chase the chicken ? Because it wondered out of a barn.

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Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

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why did the blond stare at a carton of orange juice for 2 hours? because she was reading the nutrition list, and she is a slow and patient reader.

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Detroit has a low crime rate

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Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

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how do you teach a baby to walk? cut of its hands.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

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What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

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Q: How long does it take to dig to China? A: 5 mins. I hire a bunch of mexicans

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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Knock Knock Who's there? No one was there. It was two birds flew into the door and died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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