Six Jews get on a train. They all safely arrive at their locations.

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Your Mom's sooo fat that when she jumps into a pool her splash attack does damage :P

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What do you call a black man on a bike? A hard-working individual who found a steady job and earned enough money to buy a bicycle of his own which he rides to and from his job because he is healthy, doesn't like to waste money on gas, and doesn't like the pollution automobiles put into the air.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

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What`s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff What did the banana say to the ear? Hello

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why did matt daly want to go to prison? to be fondled

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A dinosaur walks into the bar, everyone panics in fear and confusion because it is a dinosaur and it's weird.

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What's the difference between a stepfather and a turkey? A stepfather is a man who married a woman who has already had a family with another man but the man does not mind because he has fallen deeply in love with her and wants to spend the rest of his life with the woman. A turkey is completely different in many respects.

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How do you make a plumber cry You kill it's family

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Suck pussy

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Why is ms Wolfe mean? Because she is a poop face

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A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she was deaf and blind and would have been a hazard to herself and others.

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A penguin bikes to a bakery, the baker asks him "what kind of bread do you want?" Penguin replies "it doesn't matter, im biking"

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ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

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Two muffins are in an oven one muffin says to the other muffin "It's hot in here" the other muffin says "Holy crap a talking muffin".

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How many black guys does it take to change a lighbulb idk, you cant see its dark

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What do you call flashlight in an Asian kids room what ever the brand is

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There were two mufins in an oven. They did not say anything because muffins are incapable of speech.

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When you see it... YOU'LL HAVE AN ORGASAM.

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A priest, a pastor, and a rabbi walk into a bar. All three are alcoholics and have done irreparable damage to their livers.

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how do you wake lady gaga up? you hit her in the face with a frying pan

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It's black, and when it falls out of a tree, your refrigurator is broken. Your refrigurator.

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What is worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your worm!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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