Have you heard the one about Tony Hawk's brother Mike? Neither has he, considering Tony Hawk only has a brother named Steve.

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"Billy Mays here!" No he's not. He's dead.

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Why did the girl drop her vannlia ice cream? Vannlia Ice punched her for being cool as ice.

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What is it about homosexuals that's so gay? What is it about heterosexuals that's so straight? What is it about an apple that's so gay?(Because it's a FRUIT right?) What is it about penises that's so straight?

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So these two gay guys walk backwards into a bar.

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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ronald wants to join a gym, they tell him to lose 20 pounds before coming back or else.....

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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Lizards are like marshmellows. If you put them in the microwave they blow up.

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After a long day on the movie set, Lindsay Lohan decides to go out to a bar. She gets really drunk and high on drugs and some guy takes her back to her trailer and stuffs her muffin.

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Why does a Jew, a catholic, and a buddhist eat pizza? because they like the way it tastes.

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What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

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Three french men are in the car wearing sombreros. They're trying to get to Disney World.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? Yeah..neither did she.

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whats worse than having a gay friend ? 9/11

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A man walked into a bar. He was meeting his friends but was 30 minutes early so he went down the road to buy some food. He had recently began dieting after watching a series of lifestyle programs which informed him of the potential risks involved with high cholesterol and blood pressure levels. He purchased a garden salad and a freshly squeezed orange juice, and made it back to the bar in time to meet his friends.

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What do you call a man running around town with no clothes on? Naked.

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People who find just saying 69 is the funniest thing ever.

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How do you make someone to go away from you? You rape them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rape him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rape him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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