Whats numbing and smells like burning toast? A stroke.

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-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

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Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

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Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

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Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

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Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

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why was the dog barking?? bryan is a douche..... get it troupe.

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If a white person and black person have a baby, what colour is the baby? Grey

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Which way do gay people walk? in One Direction

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Two men are walking. The first one ask "what time is it?". They die.

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My penis is so big that some women find it uncomfortable.

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What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I got Alzheimer's! ...... Who the hell are you?

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Knock Knock No one answers....

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What do u say to a blond when she says what a name. i love u baby i hate u baby.

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Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

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why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

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How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

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What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

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Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

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Let's write an anti-joke. K.

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Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

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Why wasn't jimmy at Paul's party? He died in a fatal car crash and flew out y The windshield and landed in boiling oil then a dog ate him.

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