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whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

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Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

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Marrage s like a card game. You start off with 2 hearts and 1 diamond. You end up wishing for a club and a spade!

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

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onranges are orange bananas are yellow and apples are red/green ................... and im ................. PINK (lw/kc)

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Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did.

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Why did the boy eat the worm? Because his parents were starving him, and it was all he had.

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What did the house do when it came alive? It went home

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Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

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What word is 7 letters long, is composed of the letters N,G,G,E,R, and S, and stands for a group of people who annoy the crap out of you? NAGGERS.

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What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

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A man walks in to a bar. He then walks in to a different bar, and later that evening he goes into a different third bar. That man is a bar critique.

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How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

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How many fingers am i holding up? 4

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Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

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Whats red and cant fly a plane. An apple.

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Your at your local street corner and find a woman, the fact that she has balls dose not stop you from inviting her into your car.

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Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

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Q: How many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 6 million and 1

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Darkness Falls Across The Land The Midnite Hour Is Close At Hand Creatures Crawl In Search Of Blood To Terrorize Y'awl's Neighbourhood And Whosoever Shall Be Found Without The Soul For Getting Down Must Stand And Face The Hounds Of Hell And Rot Inside A Corpse's Shell The Foulest Stench Is In The Air The Funk Of Forty Thousand Years And Grizzy Ghouls From Every Tomb Are Closing In To Seal Your Doom And Though You Fight To Stay Alive Your Body Starts To Shiver For No Mere Mortal Can Resist The Evil Of The Thriller

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What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

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A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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