PENIS :)

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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yo momma so fat. that shes fat

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How do you burn a lot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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A duck walks into a bar and says he needs to buy a hammer. The bartender tells him that he's probably looking for the hardware store across the street. The duck realizes that he's disoriented again and should listen to his wife's many pleadings to get back on his medication.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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See you later... Just joke I'm blind

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800 people died last year. end of story

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

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When life gives you lemons, you must also have a proportionally sufficient amount of both water and sugar in order to make lemonade.

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Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

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Roses are red Violets are red Oh god I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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Q: Whats funnier than Ryan Vallee? A: The death of your family -RDV

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How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

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Q: What do you get when an angry black man walks past you. A: You get a promotion, the black guy was your friend Bob and he had just been suspended for failing to follow police protocol when apprehending a suspect.

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Rebbeca black walked into a bar on Saturday

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Why did the little girl get a haircut? A; she has cancer.

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whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

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Why is Digimon better than Pokemon? It has a better story and character development.

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Why is a jewish man so tall? Genetics

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Roses are green Violets are yellow I have mental problems Doobah haga Blakatrabbit

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Why didnt the guy knok on the door Because the door was open to begin with

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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