whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

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Whats worse than death? Living in Agonising pain for the rest of the life that happens to be reading this statement.

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"Why did the chicken cross the-" "Gosh! Why can't we just live in a world where a chicken can simply cross the road without being questioned about it's motives?!?!" ~McKenna<3

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Q: What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A Good Start.

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What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

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Roses are red violets are blue..... I have normal vision

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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What do you get when you mix a dog with speeding bus? Nothing, you can't mix those two things.

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why did the mexican cross the road? to catch its bus on the other side

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

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How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your carmel apple, which costs about 35 cents more on average.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

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knock knock. no one answered so the man at the door went home.

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A blind child sign is at the end of my street. I have never seen the child, but at least if he were to come outside at the right time period i might be able to spot him, whereas he would having no way of returning the gesture.

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Why did the blind man commit suicide? Cause his wife was so ugly he went blind and become depressed a shot himself...twice.

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Why did the little kid color outside the lines? He had Parkinson's Disease.

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Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

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What's the difference between a plumber and a gynecologist? One has a knowledge of piping system of a house and the ability to fix said pipes and the other has the medical knowledge of a women's vagina.

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Whats better at driving? A pig or a chicken. Neither because they are animals and it is impossible for the to even posses the power of controlling a moving vehicle.

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Knock knock, Who's there? Jason. Jason wh-(death sound when being cut by chainsaw)

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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