Last time I heard that I dropped my i-phone

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because it felt like it, now mind your own business!

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Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

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Roses are red Violets are blue So is your face Cuz I just gagged you

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So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

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Why is this joke funny It isn't

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Why did Sidney drop her ice cream? A refrigerator fell on er

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roses are red violets are blue does this smell like chloroform

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Farlingaye high school :L what a crap place!

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Robin, get in the car, please.

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Why couldn't the black guy enter the room? He was too large to fit through the doorway therefore he turned around and left

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roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

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I love it when i go into my classroom first thing in the morning, and the light are off... i always feel so Empowered... i walk in, and say Let There Be Light! while i lift my arms up and there was light.... omg! im god! O_O

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How do wake up Lady Gaga You Poker her face

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How many black people did it take to change the light bulb? I couldn't tell, the lights were out.

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24!

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A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

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What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

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A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

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What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

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Your Mother is so stupid that not only can she not peform basic mathematical sums, but she frequantly makes spelling errors

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Obama

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Q: What is hard and long on a man? A: His wife's funeral

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What doesn't kill you makes you...... A paraplegic

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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