What's worse than having a mouth full of molars? A pole through your chest.

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NO! Nero created the MULTIVERSE During the sixth day... And on the seventh... He did not get any sleep or rest either...¨ SO THE GREAT EXPLOSION OF ENDORPHIN'S WAS CREATED AND IT WAS GOOD! Moral:"Seriously, get lost, only the trio of the Gods Me,Myself, and I, are worthy of this tribulation!

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When the loaf of bread crashed the car the wife was mad. What do you think she did? She put Nutella on him toasted him and then ate him

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What's the difference between Jews, Muslims & Christians? Religious beliefs.

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what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

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Why did the Black man kill the White man? So he could end up in jail with the rest of his family.

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Now Showing: EVIL SLOTHS II "The worst death is a slow death."

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? I don't know, I don't have a watch anymore.

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What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

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Q. What is worse than being British???? A. Not being British

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How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

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A elementary school child was waiting at the bus stop for the bus to come. All of the sudden, the bus comes around the corner, pulls up, stops and he gets in.

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Bumsniffer

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why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

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Gestapo.

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Simba was moving slow,so I told him to MUFASA!!!

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what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

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what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

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When's the worst time to use skin moisturizer? When you're a burn victim.

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I'm gonna put my nut-sack on your drum set

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A man walks into a bar. Wait, no, it was a horse. A man walks into a horse

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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