Guess what? Chicken butt! No I have aids, you might want to get yourself tested

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Roses are red violets are blue, I have no pickup line, just Get your tits out

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what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

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Nero, its not that, people are leaving left and right, you where right when you told me that I was holding into the remains of a rotting corpse, the underground society is dead and money alone will never bring it back, but I got the funds and you the talent, is there nothing that can be achieved? You are a lawyer, you write novels, you live a family life, you work for who the hell knows what organization, is this what you traded your, or if I may say, our legacy for? I dont suspect you Nero, I am disappointed in you, part of me wishes you where a backstabber, rather than the one that just quit.

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What does a dyslexic person call God? Dog

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Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

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A blind man and his dog walk into a store, the man lifts up the dog and begins to spin around. When questioned about his activity the man replies, "I'm just looking around"

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What did the camera man say when the actor took off his pants? Why did you take off your pants?

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Hurricane Sandy should be named A-Rod. Cuz he dosent hit anything

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Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

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Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

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What's the diffrence between one black guy and another black guy. One of them has Aids.

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Why did the book disappear?

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Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

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What's winnie the pooh's middle name? the

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Would you like a better house, car, spouse, and a better life all together? No, no thanks.

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What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

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have you seen the movie, Constipated? Never mind, it hasn't come out yet.

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What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

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What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

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hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your window is open I'm watching you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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