A man walks into a bar. He's covered in Ash because the north tower just collapsed.

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Why was the man upset? His entire family was murdered, skinned, separated into assorted body parts, and stapled to trees.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

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A hooker walks into a bar. She orders a few drinks and leaves. She's a man.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

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Your mom's so fat, I tried to rape her but couldn't find her p**** and gave up. Instead I decided to take her out to dinner. We enjoyed a lovely meal and I spent the rest of the night trimming her fat with a vegetable peeler while she screamed and bled all over the floor.

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An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

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What do you call a orange striped zebra? No not a tiger stupid its a orange striped zebra duh!

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what do you call a Ukranian woman without a visa? my maid

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What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

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Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

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Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

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Try typing in any three letters in Google images and you will always see something inappropriate. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it lacks the cognitive reasoning ability necessary to determine that walking into oncoming traffic will surely result in death

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What do you call a man or woman who has sex, records it on video, and sells the recordings for money? A porn star.

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I see London, I see France, I am in an airplane on my way to Europe.

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meme

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poop.........

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ow".

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Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

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Biggest lie ever told... Mrs. Beiber, its a boy.

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what do you call an old man missing a toe? a diabetic.

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Anti Joke

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