What does Helen Keller's parents do when she gets in trouble? They leave the plunger in the toilet!!!

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What do you get when you mix a baby and a fork? An abortion.

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im in stttttttttiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttttttccccccccccccchhhhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssss

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a man walks into a gay bar. he was gay.

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How do you get a black man off a swing? ask him.

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My momma's so ugly she had to get plastic surgery. Now I need it.

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what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

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So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

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Scott Gomez

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Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

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Q:Who has the highest K/D ratio in Call of Duty World at War A: Hitler, 6000000/1

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why do they call it history? Women didn't do shit

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I'd like to make a withdraw

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your momma is so old, she has heart problems

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What happened when the dinosaur walked out into the rain? He got wet.

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whats your name? bumder:)

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Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravity

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I have a crush on my dad.

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AntiJoke will not let me type this so I will add some spaces. N I G G E R.

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Add William Wright on facebook Answer-www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

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What did Thomas Jefferson's children call him? Grandpa

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