Why was the brick acting yellow? No, because it's allowed via Tuesday.

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If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a video worth?

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Why do you always find a dead baby in the last place you look? Because once you've found it, you stop looking.

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why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

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What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

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Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

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How do you kill a Jew? Shoot him in the head.

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roses are black violets are black im blind

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Whats the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick into someones ass

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Q: What do you call it when you get shot in the face 20 times with a shotgun? A:Nothing, you're dead. Q:What do we call it when you get shot 20 times with a shotgun? A: A blessing.

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Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

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Why was the black man chasing the little girl? The black man was the adoptive parent of the little girl and they were playing tag.

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What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

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Whats funnier then a dead baby? A lot of things.

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

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How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

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Knock, knock Who's there? You... and you just lost the game. -Eka

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't say anything because its a duck.

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Hey girl, the word of the day is "legs". So let's go home and research the origin of the term and possibly conduct other etymological studies.

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Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

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What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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