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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

Knock knock. Who's there? I'm insecure about my body.

A dyslexic man walks into a building labeled, Bra. He then thinks he has found heaven but is suprised when all that is served is beer, not milk.

How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

What's worse than Bieber fever? Yellow fever.

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No, its just his eye, its infected, he gets fever and well, that is all I should say. Nero is my friend and I do not like it when people lie to him, he is outside having a cigarette, I do not think he wants to speak with you anymore. Bye.

A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

A Black man walks into a bar. He then has a drink of Alcohol and walks home to return to his family.

What's the difference between me and a dead baby? I'm not dead, or a baby. I am well into my teens and very healthy.

What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

Q: what did the dad get for playing baseball with his son? A: a line drive to his balls

Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

Q: How do you stop a skunk from smelling? A: Lethally inject it.

Whats the difference between football and basketball? Absolutely everything By darragh Hamilton

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

Q. who's george porchy?

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

What's green and has wheels? Green cars.

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