Julian Ha.

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What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

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What do you call Jake Morter? Jake Morter

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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A man walks into a bar The bartender asks: What would you like to drink?

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Whats worse than seeing your mom naked. Your dad.

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25

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lebron

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Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

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i wonder who made this website? a human

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What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it lacked the requisite musculature to facilitate locomotion

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A street performer was sitting on a curb playing guitar when a black man walked up and put some money in the guitar case. The street performer nodded in appreciation of the man's donation and continued to play his instrument.

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Q: How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Juan

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If you give a hobo a stick he might poke u with it

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What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

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What did the headless man say? Nothing. The man can't speak because he doesn't have a head.

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NASCAR being considered a sport.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm colorblind

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how do you double your cash? You rip it in half.

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Why did the girl ask for anal? She didn't. She was raped.

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A man walks into a bar and takes his seat. After a minute, someone shouts "133!" and this is followed by a couple of slight chuckles around the room. Later, "57!" is heard from the corner, followed by harsh laughter. After a while, someone shouts "66!" which is met by an uproar of uncontrollable laughter. The man, confused by the evening's events, asks the barmam what is going on. The barman explains, every joke has been told countless times so instead of reciting them, they are numbered and people call out the numbers. The man catches on to this, and therefore shouts "453!" which is followed by a deadly silence, because no one had heard that particular joke before, so 453 was just a number to them.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have AD i love squirrels

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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