Did you hear about the guy in town living in a tyre, he got a puncture now hes living in a flat.

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roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? A: Nothing Really

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A man throws a penny off of a cliff. He is now one cent poorer

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qg6AkhIYVs

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A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender, millions of times larger than the infinitesimally small subatomic particle, does not hear his question and so does not reply.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she couldn't afford one.

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Schroedingers cat walked into a bar... and it didnt.

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Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

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What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

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Why was the little girl lying on the floor? Because she had no arms or legs.

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Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

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What is sticky and smelly - a stick

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A man walks into a bar. He pulls out a knife, shoots the bar tender, and then kills himself.

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Roses are black Violets are white I'm colorblind

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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knock knock hows there sorry but i was to lazy to think of an ending

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Who is big and stupid My brother

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Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

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a child logs on to anti-joke.com and proceeds to post dead baby jokes and jokes with punchlines that suit the build up. i am bitterly disappointed as are all the other fans of anti-joke.com who understand the humor of anti jokes

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so a guy says to his doctor "it hurts when i touch my leg" the doctor replies "but we cut it of last week" he promptly died with an infection in his leg

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2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

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In Soviet Russia, there was a movement to be renamed into the Russian Federation, which passed on December 25, 1991.

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Anti Joke

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