What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? I don't know man, but you touch yourself at night.

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Justin Beiber sings. people don't listen.

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i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

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Knock knock Who's there? No Who is over there

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ethan skov ex gf looked like a bull mastifs ring piece

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

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A ginger was with his friends

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What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

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What was black, then white, now dead all over? Michael Jackson.

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What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

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what is purple and hairy like a bear? A purple bear

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Love is in the air? Wrong. Nitrogen, Oxygen and Carbon Dioxide are in the air.

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Yo mums so fat she went on a diet.

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What did the black person say to the tall man with nice shoes? Nice shoes.

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what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

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stevie wonder watched a movie yesterday

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why was the black man wearing a ski mask? he was skiing.

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What do you call a room with a white man a black man and a hot pocket? A reasonable meal

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Answer: because he had no guts

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Why did Sara fell off her swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sara

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A lion and a cheetah raced each other and the cheetah won Lion: "man you're a cheetah!" Cheetah: "no you're lion!" Then the cheetah tears off the lions head and feeds it to their babies

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michael: How old do I look? stranger: about 68? How old are you? michael: I cant remember I have alzheimers. michael: How old do I look?

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why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

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When you see it... YOU'LL HAVE AN ORGASAM.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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