The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

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Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

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What's the difference between a plum and bunny? They're both purple, except the bunny.

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Why do vampire's from 'Twilight' sparkle? Because it's a really bad movie.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows, he was hit by a car.

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Pavel Novak

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead why did the dog fall out of the tree? because it was attached to the monkey

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This is one LONG empty space isn't it?

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Potato.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to prove he could. Did it workout? NO

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

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What's worse? Cleaning a New York bathroom, or getting stabbed. WELL I DON'T GIVE A GOD DAMN!!! They both suck!

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Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

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What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Why was Hellen Keller afraid to answer the phone? This situation is impossible because Hellen suffered from scarlet fever, therefore she could not see or hear the phone.

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What was the best part of the holocaust? A: none of it, it was a terrible event in history and hopefully is never repeated

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Oh. So his name's Brandon.

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why is dog animal? it is not fish! 18 fits of has hair only have is Buddhist

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So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

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What do you call it when a dead man has his wallet stolen? Rob Zombie.

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Have you heard the one about Tony Hawk's brother Mike? Neither has he, considering Tony Hawk only has a brother named Steve.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, I'm a Schizophrenic And so am I

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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