- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chair fall off the cliff? Well it is an inamitate object so it did not move itself, someone must have threw it

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

What's worse than getting shot in the face? Nothing really because that could leave you seriously handicapped for the remainder of your life or there is a good chance that you are dead.

This is no joke. Well, I did warn you.

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

Why was the man upset? His entire family was murdered, skinned, separated into assorted body parts, and stapled to trees.

John: Hey Pablo why are you standing outside Home Depot. Pablo: Because I work here.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

a drumset fell off a clif. Badoom ch.

Whats the square root of pie? Pies are round.

What do you call an 8 year-old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

What do you call a black man? Black

a boy walks into the doctors office."my knees hurt...i poked it like this"the doctor says "listen kid...u are a really good kid but u didnt really injure your knee and im sick of you!!"

Think of a fruit that isn't an orange ... You're thought of a pear, didn't you?

whats worse than a pile of dead babies? two piles of dead babies.

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

What do a bunch of dead babies look like in a blender? I don't know I was too busy masturbating.

What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.

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