caoimhin is a dorty carrot

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When life gives you lemons ....go murder a clown.

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What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

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Q: What did the Rapist say to the Little girl before they got in to the Van? A: Get In the Van

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Why can't you give a diabetic a cookie? Due to the lack of Insulin produced in the Pancreas, the sudden spike of sugar into the blood stream may send the person into a diabetic coma, which good possibly result in the amputation of a limb.

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SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

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really desperate to get laid guy gives out phone number in random places 5802352343 :D

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing. I lied about the deer.

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skurfboards we love fat kids

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Roses are red violets are blue i heart my toilet Becuase it holds all my POO!!!!!!!!

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Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

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The movie starts off with Tom Cruz jumping out of a plane. He hits the ground and dies, end of movie. - Cole G.

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? Prosthetic arms.

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Q: Why did the dog bark? A: it cant talk.

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black guy graduating high school

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

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How many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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Why did Jill fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't Jill get up? She had no legs. Why didn't anyone help Jill up? She had no friends.

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Congratulations you just won a greencard to the USA! YES YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT! WELCOME TO: UNCLEAN SOUTH ARABIA. Press green thumb below = greencard. no srslsy.

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what do you call an exited rectangle? an Erectangle

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Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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