What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to get to the other side.

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A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

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what do you watch ? a tv

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What walks on it's hands My uncle

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Maths.

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what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

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Why did the little boy die? Because he had cancer.

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What's black and bleeding? Who cares?

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Paige

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A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

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Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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two elderly men were sitting in the sun discussing their lives. The first man says "my life was horrible as I had to walk to work uphill in the snow with no boots on a daily basis" The second man looks at the first and replies "you know why my life was horrible?.. I was born a jewish man in Germany during the second world war and was injustly judged and harrassed nearly to death on a daily basis"

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What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

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What's so funny about an anti-joke? Nothing.

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They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

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why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

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This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

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knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

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Whats the difference between a circle and a peace sign? Three lines!

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Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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