whats the difference between a black person , spook and a porchmoney.... there is none there all stupid stinky n-ag-ger-s

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Where did the drunk Mother drive? Back to the Bar because she forgot her Baby.. Except she left it left it on the roof of the car...

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How do you know when a guy wants to have sex with you? When he rapes you

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Why did the chicken cross the road... He wanted to get away from all those jerks who kept asking him why he made the decisions that he did. he later committed suicide...

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wanna hear a joke? womens rights!

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roses are red violets are blue we're having sex cause i'm stronger than you

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What's worse than taking a final? Getting shot in the face.

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What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

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What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

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how do you get a black guy out of a tree? ask himnicely and if he doesn't promptly call the fire department

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

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What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

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What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

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A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink from the bartender. The bartender gets it for him and says "Here you go." The man then says "Thank you." The man then starts to drink his drink, and appreciates the fine quality of the drink. Afterwards, he finishes the drink, and decides to leave the bar and go home.

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Why are people so quiet at golf game? Because its such a boring sport.

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Q.What does chuck norris eat as breakfast? ans.FOOD

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Thats sweet, thank you then.

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An English man, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They each buy a pint and talk about their day.

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What's the difference between a cult leader and a television personality? On average, 3.2 inches.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a playhouse in her backyard? Well if you didn't, it was quite nice. I was her neighbor.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

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Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

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