What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

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Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

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what did say when he created the first black Wow you are the first non-white I made

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NA LINDOL BA KAPAG NATALON ANG MATATABA :8

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Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

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what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He farted

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Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

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I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

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How many gays does it take to change a light bulb? 1, even if hes not happy im sure he would still be able to change it.

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Roses are white, tulips are white, wait whos been masturbating in my garden!

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Fuck yourself you piece of shit.

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For no reason at all Pac-man was being chased by evil monsters while eating his luch...He choked on his food and died

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Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

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cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as that could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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What's round and red? A red and round solid.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? A pair of broken sunglasses, because his parents didn't care about him, and because he lived in Hawaii where it is very hot in December. Plus the kid's blind. By Nikhil Sridhar of Taikoo Shing, Hong Kong.

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What did the penguin do in the desert? He died .

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A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

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Q: What's the meaning of life? A: Look in a Dictionary.

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Theres 3 guys walking and the see a genie. He says hell grant 3 wishes. The first guy asked for sandals. The genie said"I can do that" and he got sandals. The second guy asked for rock hard abs.The genie said,"sure thing".When he looked down, he saw that he had rock hard abs. The third guy asked for a pair of pants."ok" Said the genie. And then he got a pair of pants.

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What did the pig say after having sex? "Oink".

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A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

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