Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

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your mom is so stupid she has a low iq

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How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

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What's red, fast, and flies through the air? A tomato in a plane.

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Were do seamen live under the sea? A submarine!

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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"The lack of a punch line is the punch line" Oh

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What's funny about an anti-joke? It's a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

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why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

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A man sat down Then he stood up

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what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

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Yo Mama is so old that she is probably unable to become pregnant.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Baby you think i loved you, but you got played too

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What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

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im jacob, i have as much hair on my penis as mr macs head.....none.

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What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

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A man walks in to a wooden door. He's blind.

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A Jew picked up a penny. He thought his beard matched the guy on the coin.

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Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

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Chrissy is funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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