Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Q: What's better than the Call Me Maybe video? A: A shot-for-shot parody of it featuring a GIMP! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFxnAITCv5o

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Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

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Boy: Is your body from McDonalds ? Girl: Aww is it because your lovin' it? Boy: No, it's because your greasy and fat!

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What is 9 + 10? 21

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Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

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I JUST HAD SEEX! How blantant, eh?

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

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what does the homeless man do when he gets home? nothing, he's homeless

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What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

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What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

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Do you know what lmnop is? No. A group of five consecutive letters.

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What do you get when you cross a cow with an elephant? A deformed organism

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Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why are you worrying about the chicken? You just got shot.

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Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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Q: Why couldn't Sally ride her bike? A: because Sally has Cerebral Palsy.

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Why is my car broken? Because I drove it into a wall.

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A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

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Why did the boy cry Because he fell

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What do you call a black man with a speech impediment? By his name.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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