Coldpaly is a good band

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What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

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What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

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If you pull a pin out of a grenade, is it possible to put it back? I need a quick answer for this question.

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Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

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Yeah, me too. The car just ran straight through the stoplight and it was all over...

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Yo mama so fat she doesn't need news, shes worldwide. ~YN~

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Never mail in your wishes to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

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A guy walks into a bar, A metal one, OUCH!

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing!!

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Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

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What did the man do after he rented a movie? He watched it

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What do you call a man with no head? Nothing he has no ears.

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What's the difference between Jews, Muslims & Christians? Religious beliefs.

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Q: If 0+0=2 and four shampoo bottles is equal to two toaster strudels, how many pizza slices can Samuel eat? A: Winter because grass=6

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Why did the old man die? He was old.

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Roses are red, my name is Dave. This poem makes no sense, microwave

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Why do gingers have red hair? Its genetically encoded in their DNA

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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? usually one new yorker.

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What's worse than a car going backwards on the highway? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

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Penis

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-What's the worst part about killing a baby? -Probably either recieving the death sentence or living psychologically scarred in prison for life.

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I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

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Q: What happens when you sit in the middle of the road? A: You get hit by a car and die a horrible death as your family members mourn in the loss and remain sad forever.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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