Q. what did the kid say to his foreign language teacher about the test? A: i dont understand this test, its like in a complete different language

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

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Hey did you see Helen Keller's dress? No, she's dead.

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

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A pregnant woman goes to the hospital to deliver a baby. It is born perfectly normal and healthy, the doctor looks at the mother and father offering them congratulations as he hands them a 9 lb 10 oz baby boy. The mother wanted a girl, but she instead develops post part em depression. She goes through years of psychotherapy to again become well adjusted, her second child is a girl.

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A scottish man having fun

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An Asian person drove home safely.

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A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a beer and a mop.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A terrorist. What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. What are you racist or something?

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The WPGA tour

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What's sweaty, fat, and Italian? Italians

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Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

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Basically copying you.

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why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

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Dylan F fell off a bridge Landed in some water and was ok 2 days later he got bit by a shark He is now in a coma

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Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

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What's the difference between a bomb and a muslim? Nothing. The difference is only apparent. At the fundamental basic building blocks of the universe, everything is made up of quarks.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

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What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

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Am I the boss.No I was just offered the job

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What's worse than tieing a baby to a moving fan? Stopping it with a shovel

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How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

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Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There Not Sally Why was the boy sad? Because he dropped his ice cream cone Why'd he drop his ice cream cone? Because he got ran over by a bus Why'd he get run over by a bus? BECAUSE SALLY WAS DRIVING

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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