What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

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What did mr. Mackey say to his class. It's easy mkay

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A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

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How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

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Why did the disabled man fall of the swing, someone shot him.

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I just flew in from New Zealand, and boy am I tired. It was a really long flight and I found it incredibly difficult to sleep in those seats, so I didn't bother and kept myself awake watching in-flight films the whole way.

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Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

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What's the difference between a zebra and a newspaper? Everything.

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what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

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A young man walks up and sits down at the bar. "What can I get you?" asks the bartender. "I want six shots of whisky," responds the young man. "Six shots? What’s the occasion?" asks the barman. "My first blowjob." "Well, in that case, let me give you a seventh on the house." To which the young man replies, "No offence sir, but if six shots won't get rid of the taste, nothing will."

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How many people can you fit in an oven? A: I Don't know ask a holocaust survivor.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

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What happened when the teacher told the class to be quite? The class was quite.

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Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

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whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

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a 5 year old rapes a pedophile

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Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

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You wanna hear an inside joke? That was one of them.

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Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

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A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

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What happen? Idk...

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A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

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Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

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Coldpaly is a good band

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