I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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A guy orders soup at the resturant and says to the waiter, "will you try this soup?" The waiter says "what is it too hot?" the guy says "just try the soup." the waiter asks "Is it too cold?" the guy sais just try the soup." the waiter says "fine, where's the spoon?" AHAHHH!!!

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Timothy started school at an elementary and was in the fourth grade. His teacher was Ms Bradshaw, and he liked his class. One day as he was going into class, Ms Bradshaw asked everybody, "what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it?" Timothy raised his hand and said "the holocaust." The teacher went to her desk and pulled out a desert eagle and shot Timothy five times in the face and raped his dead body

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If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

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A man goes to the doctor complaining of pain. Everywhere I touch it hurts, he tells the doctor. "The cancer has spread," the doctor says. "Go home and spend your last days with your loved ones."

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Whats worse than bieber fever? A yeast infection.

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If there's a clown in a blender, how do you get him out? Tostitos.

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what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

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Why couldn't the elephant ride a bike? Because he had no thumbs...

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George Bush, a little boy, and his grandfather are on an airplane with a failing engine. They have only two parachutes to save themselves. The plane crashes and they all die.

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A black man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" He says as the Klu Klux Klan beat him with sticks

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What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

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Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

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Pop Fiction last words. guess who edition: "Okay okay you win again Batman! Ahahaha hohohoho hehehehe! Wanna hear a new jo... Eh... what are you doing with that gun?" "Why did I not just take a step or two to the side during the five hours and over thirty episodes he kept charging that Kamehameha?" "Bah I cannot die as long as my ego is full! Are these really the ratings on my latest game? H0moerotic? Childish? A sociopath? Oh man..." Moral: Your red thumbs cannot hurt me! Im the moralmanBitch! HOAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

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What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

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Yo mamas so fat, when she jumps in a pool she displaces a disproportionate volume of water.

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Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? The eventual extinction of humanity, followed by the death of the universe.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

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A man walks into a bar. He asked the bartender if he accepts $100 bills. The bartender says "no".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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