What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies. One is used in the sport of bowling, and the other is just a tragic, very saddening sight to see.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

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your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

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What has 4 black legs, a green back, and will kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

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Why did the color blind man cut the red wire and accidentally blew himself up and all the other people involved in the situation? Because he didn't know how to defuse a bomb.

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whats small and tickles? pubic lice

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If you give a mouse a cookie, he will probably eat it then have a heart attack due to the high level of sugar in the cookie

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped

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A man walks into a bar and gets drunk. He then goes home and proceeds beating his many wives in a drunken fit of rage.

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IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

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Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

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Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

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Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

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A dyslexic boy is writing an essay. Luckily, his disease is mild and he does not misspell anything.

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What do you call a person without a heart? Not alive.

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An Asian Man Has His Eyes Wide Open

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Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

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Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

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What do you call a dead baby lying in the road? A Tragedy

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What did one cat say to another? Cats cant talk

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When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

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What's the connection between Obama and Michael Jackson? They both want to be a girl.

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Your mom is so ugly that your father married her because of emotional, spiritual, and intellectual compatibility, not because of sexual attraction.

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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