-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

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What do you call a bus full of lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy

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Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? No. You don't need to, it's quite inappropriate.

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So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

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Why are Pine trees green? Because light reflects at different wavelengths, and the chlorophyll, found in chloroplasts, being abundant in the needles of pine trees, Reflect the correct wavelength for green.

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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a man walked into a bar ouch

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what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

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What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

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Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why did the girl start crying? Her pet sunflower had just died.

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Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A nun in a blender.

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When life gives you lemons, take them. Free shit is cool

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More mindfuck: Your school is betraying you edition. How are you going to feel good about yourself, if you have to UNDER STAND everything you learn? Moral: If you dont get it, you are not ready.

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Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

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Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

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How many batteries does it take to run a car 1 a car battery

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What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

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Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

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Q: A squirrel a chipmunk and a spider monkey are fighting over these nuts. Who gets them? A: Your Mom ;p

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A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

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Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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