What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

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What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

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Two men walk into a bar, they weren't looking where they were going.

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Yo mama so dumb that she got mediocre grades throughout highschool and college which explains her less than desirable financial situation

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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What's white and looks like a refrigerator? A baseball

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Why do black people suck? Because they're black

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What do you call two black men in bed? Twix

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One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

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Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

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Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

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Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

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What do you call 10 old black people in a barn? Used farm equipment

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Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

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How do you piss off a lion? You repeatedly poke it with a stick.

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q: whys this website gay a: kids like jaali,pawgee, and mutt

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A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I can't believe it," the man exclaims, "I've died and gone to Heaven! I-" St. Peter interrupts him. "Not quite yet, my son. You must first answer three questions. You will only enter Heaven if I deem you fit to do so." The man nervously agrees. "All right. First question," St. Peter says. "Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" The man thinks long and hard. "No, I always made sure to apologize." "Splendid," St. Peter responds. "Did you attend church every Sunday?" The man loses some of his former confidence. "I may have missed the odd week." "That's fine," says St. Peter. "One last question... Do you believe you are worthy of entering the Gates of Heaven?" The man answers nervously, "Well... yes, yes I do." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You have passed the test, and may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

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whats white and looks like paper paper

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When adolf hitler went to the chippy, He ordered a bock wurst. Later, he ate the whole thing and said he wants another.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters. Perfectly harmless until you put them in your mouth and catch them on fire.

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wanna hear a really funny joke? sure women's rights.

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Did you hear about that show where two crazy guy got on stage and the show had to be canceled. I didnt either.

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My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

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