the fat lady said that it runs in the family im pretty sure nothing RUNS in her family

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i committed murder

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Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Everyone was standing in a bank happily Three muslims walk in Everyone continues their everyday lives coz we live in a non racist society and nothing could go wrong Then the building blew up

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a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

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Why aren't 4 black people driving a red mustang? They can't afford it.

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Parkinson's dl;ghd;jgfldsj;foshdgoljdlkfnjslpaoijejknjvnoidnmaokepinjndonfvio

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Why do black people have the whitest teeth? Because they brush regularly.

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Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

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Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

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What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? "Men, get on the ship."

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3 black men walk into a bar. They order their drinks, tip the bartender, and could not have been more courteous.

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Did you hear the one about the guy who couldn't tell any funny jokes? He went to Anti Joke and posted 1000's.

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

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Daddy daddy daddy. What. Will you buy me a porn for my birthday. What! I want porn daddy. Shut up gosh your a 8 year old girl

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give my joke a thumbs up Please!!!

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i am blue you are red ive got a face look at it look at it i say

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What does Tourettes Syndrome have in common with short term memory loss? I DON'T FREAKING REMEMBER.

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What kind of toy do you give to a dead baby? A death rattle.

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Recent US presidents (and their accompanying economy)

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Nope, but yeah Felix looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, I think, nah it was Oswald the Lucky rabbit I believe, and he used to get his ass kicked by... Damn, what`s the name of the fat cat that beat up Mickey in steamboat willie?

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What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

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