A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Nothing, he was a fish.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind.

Women deserve equal rights... April fools.

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

Whats up with your nan? Copious amounts of lsd

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

FOX News: Fair and balanced

There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead who sit next to each other in college. They are good students and regularly do their homework.

WHY DO JEWS HATE GERMANY? THEY DON'T THEY FORGAVE THE NAZIS :-) ( . )( . ) -------

Why don't women need watches? Because they have clocks on their cell phones because they have jobs outside of the house and are INDEPENDENT WOMEN! MEN DO NOT DEFINE THEM!

if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

What did jonah say to your mum ... Nothing jonah is your mum

Someone told me about this website.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

I have the answer to why the child stepped on a ball-he was dumb

What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? Lean a ladder against the tree and reassure them if they are apprehensive.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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