I Won a Math Debate................ say it fast unless your blind then dont say it wait you cant read it so uhhm Alaska

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Hobos are like Obama they want change.

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why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

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Scenario: A man is being mugged in an alley Mugger: Give me your wallet! I have a gun! Victim: You don't have the balls. Mugger: Oh yeah! I have 3 balls! Victim: Well I have 2, you should probably get that checked.

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What did the left nut say to the right nut? Nothing

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Your Mother

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Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS *locking noise*

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How many Freudians does it take to screw your mother - I mean, a lightbulb?

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what was the dinosaur after it got out of the pool? wet

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding a apple in your worm.

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someone jumped off a bridge he died

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A black man named Lawrence was driving a car that wasn't his at 3 a.m. The car belonged to a drunk friend who asked Lawrence to be the designated driver.

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who took a shit in my garden?

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So everything, the chat we had before was all you know, a game so I would call you? I am not sleepy but I can wait until you can confirm everything.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

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roses are red, violets are blue, tom cruise is gay

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a passing car.

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Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? Perhaps he was doing a project on tree-life.

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Roses are Red grass is greener every time i think of you i touch my weiner

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roses are red violets are blue i have shit in my mouth so screw you

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What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

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A viking walks into a bar, and orders 6 beers. the man working asks "why did you order so many beers?" the viking says"because one for me 6 brothers who were separated from me many years ago." then he leaves. the next morning the viking walks into the bar, and orders 5 beers.the man working says"im sorry for your loss." the viking says"what? oo no im just getting tierd of drinking!'

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An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

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Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

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