Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, seeing as the slaughterhouse was directly across the road from the farm where the chicken lived, the man who owned the farm led his flock of chickens across the street when they were of age and fattened up so that they could be inhumanly massacred in order to process an order of chicken nuggets.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

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Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

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why did the kid get home from school early cause he was home from school..

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What did the podiatrist say to the proctologist? That athletes foot fungus is clearing up nicely.

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an ant walks into my aunt.... the ant took a dump

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ive got a joke for you Nicki minajs ase

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Can you guess what one black child got while passing through an all-white neighborhood in the middle of the night? Home safely.

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What's worse than Bieber fever? Yellow fever.

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Why wouldnt NASA send a blackman into space without a space suit? Because space is a vacuum there is no air no atmosphere the tempurature is almost zero kelvin so if you ever go out int space please dont take off your helmet out there because you would freeze to death almost instantaniously.

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A black man walks into KFC. the whole room..THE GAME.

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How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

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Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

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the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

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I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

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How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

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What's worse than repeating holocaust jokes? Repeating the holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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