A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

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"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

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two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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What do you call a black man who graduated med school? A doctor

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What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

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How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing - because she had no arms Knock Knock Who is it Not Susie

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So a man walks into a bar and gets drunk.

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A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

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What happened to the guy that fell off the building? He hit the ground

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Hello penis

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Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

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What's has 4 wheels But ain't a blue car A red car

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Chicken

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Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

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Who is Jim Wonderbread? A whorrible person

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Did you hear about that one time (@ band camp lol) where there was a little boy and he wanted to go swimming sooooo abd and then ooo look squirrel

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What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin mobile XD

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guys ive got a TANK under my house a septic tank

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how do u talk to a person you like go up and talk to them

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Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

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yo mama is so fat that they call her fat mama

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Why isnt there any mexicans on star trek? Because even in the future they dont work.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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