Why was the man arrested? He had brutally stabbed 398 people in a 10 hour period.

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Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

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What did susan boyle say when she saw a 10 year old boy get hit by a bus? "OH MY GOD, SOMEBODY RING AN AMBULANCE"

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A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

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A terrorist gets on a plane. He has a pleasant flight and gets off in a new country.

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the doctor says to the patient " i have some good news and some bad news" the patient says well what is it dock " well the good news is your fine " the patient asked what the bad news was and the doctor said " i lied about you being fine you have aids, and testicular cancer and you have 2 days to live"

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How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

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What do you call the branch of Science that separates the organism's race? RACISM

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Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

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I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

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Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

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What do you get a when you cross a chocolate bar and some haribo? A disease complex characterized by persistent hyperglycemia caused by insufficient insulin production or resistance to the metabolic action of insulin. Diabetes mellitus (DM) is generally classified as insulin-dependent (IDDM, type I), non-insulin-dependent (NIDDM, type II), or secondary diabetes mellitus

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Nothing. He celebrates Kwanzaa.

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Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

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Shaving your balls is just plain nuts!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

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On a scale of 1 to Osama Bin Laden, how good is your hiding spot? Rhetorical question. Osama Bin Laden is dead now.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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What did the mail man say to the resident? I have your mail. Now let's f*ck.

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Two monkeys are having sex. They both realize they're boys.

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"Doctor, Doctor I think I am a pair of curtains" The man was swiftly referred to the psychiatric ward.

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Why is my girlfriend pregnant? We wanted an abortion

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Hitler said "Jew mad?" I did nazi that coming !

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Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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