A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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what do you get when you mix a shit zoo and a pitbull......"bull shit" oh this joke sucks well my life is over

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Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

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Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

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Why did Dom stop smoking? Because he died

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A guy walks in to a bar, waving a gun around. He acidentally shoots himself in the foot He died from the bloodloss.

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How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

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What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

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-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

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Why is my penis so damn small? Cause the good lord made me that way

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Q. want to hear a really funny joke? A. Fred Figglie-horn

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?.

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I told a woman to make me at turkey sandwich. Of course she complied seeing as I was at Subway.

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So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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What do chicken babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

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A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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knock knock you may come in

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If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

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Nero, I understand, what I thought was correct, was to teach people to understand those exact words that you are conveying. Its not that, I am afraid of showing the world the man that I am. But rather that I am not a man, I admire your vision, and tried to follow it, as we got much in, common, I can think as an individual and still admire your work. But you know how society is built, if too many find out I am a woman, then that not only reveals that I have been lying to them, which I have, but also that well, women are not exactly seen as equals, I know I never was, all people ever saw in me was "a great pair of tits".

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You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

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