Q: What was Jerry Sandusky's defensive philosophy at Penn State? A: Get penetration and always cover the Tight End.

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A man asked Alexander the Great if he was gay, yet Alexander the Great was not offended. Why? Because "gay" has a rather different connotation than in the modern world than it did in earlier time periods where it meant "happy". Also, Macedonians, Alexander the Great's native people, did not speak English so he would not understand the question. Also Alexander the Great was gay in the sense that he was actually a homosexual.

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why did the man beat his wife because he was mean

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why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

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two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

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A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

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There was once a man with a penis so huge, his girlfriend liked their sexual experiences very much. A year later they got married and had kids, however the man got fired from his accounting job and it all went downhill.

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Why was the American patriot sad that Bin-Laden was killed? Because he wanted to take him back to America to touture him.

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What did the dog say to the cat before they fought? Lets fight

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Jokes are funny.

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hi i'm a dick, i mean mitt romney

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Tifa, seriously... You cannot look like the game character and have the same name! HEY I am craving for a bit of infamy, how about we claim that we is I! Which will make me seem completely pathetic for spending the whole night chatting with myself... Which is not bad at all actually...

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"knock knock" "ill get it honey" "no stay in the kitchen bitch!"

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Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

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cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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A man walks into a store and says "Roses are red, Violets are blue, there is a bomb strapped to my chest, give me all the money"

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? extremely unfortunate...

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What's worse than catching aids? - already having aids.

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charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

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Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

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Why didn't suzie go to school yesterday? She was brutally hacked into pieces and now she"ll never experience school again

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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