So a guy goes to his doctor because he thinks he has an STD. He asks the doctor "how bad is it doc?" to which the doctor replies "Well, I got the test results and it doesn't look good. You've got chlamydia, gonorrhea, and onomatopoeia. The guy asks "What's onomatopoeia?" The doctor replies "It's exactly what it sounds like"

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Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It was dead.

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What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

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Why did the doctor have no peins? She was a woman.

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An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

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You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

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What's the difference between a mole and dynamite? - Moles don't explode... unless you fill them with dynamite.

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Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

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WEED!

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A Black man walks into a bar. He then has a drink of Alcohol and walks home to return to his family.

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What's red and the size of a packet of crisps? A Miscarriage

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why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

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What do you call a man with no arms? A: A Man with no arms.

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Why was the asian so good with computers? Because he spent 8 years in college getting a doctorate in computer programming at the University of Hartford

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Why did the man fall down the steps? I shot him in the face.

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A turtle and a rabbit are having a race. The rabbit goes really fast and sees the turtle so far away. So the rabbit takes a short nap and waits for the turtle for a little challenge. Suddenly the rabbit wakes up and sees the turtle about to cross the finish line. The rabbit runs as fast as he can, but it was too late. A bus runs them over and they both die.

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Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender

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There was once a man who lived in a box.

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Why do Italian people like pasta? Because it tastes good.

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A blonde is rowing a boat in a cornfield. While driving by, another blonde notices and pulls over and steps out of her car. She looks out and yells "You know, it's blondes like you that are giving us a bad name. If you weren't so far out, I would swim out there and beat the shit outta you!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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