why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

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Knock knock Who's there? A friend. But I don't have any friends.

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Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

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I used to be an adventurer like you...but then I was diagnosed with cancer.

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Why did the black man kill himself? Because he was black

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to buy plus size clothes because small size clothes would be inappropriate for her to wear.

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How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

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Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

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roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

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Miley Cyrus.

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A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

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You wanna hear a joke? Me too

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A twelve year old play Minecraft. He never made any friends. What did you expect?

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What did the victim say to the rapist? If you're gonna rape me, at least let me go get you a condom

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POLITE NOTICE: Management Committee here. Please refrain from posting any anti-jokes which are not offensive to protected groups.

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A blond went to a barber to get her hair cut. She had her ear phones in and tolled the barber not to take her ear phones out at all. So the barber was swiching her ear phones to cut her hair then she fell asleep so the barber took both of her ear phones off for a minute and then she died

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "Only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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whats white and lives in a tree a fridge

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Whats do Hispanics and Blacks have in common? They are both stereo-typically defined and thus the subject of many popular jokes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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