I'm Halarious.

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Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

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roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

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What did the banana say to the other banana? We're both marshmallows

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It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

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The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

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Sarah Palin's political campaign

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What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

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What's 6 inches long, 2 inches wide, and drives women crazy. A 6 inch long 2 inch diameter syringe filled with heroin being injected into a woman.

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What did the mushroom say to the carrot? Is this even important given the current state of world affairs?

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What do you call a child with a peg leg, and eye patch, and no hand? Names

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house. No. Neither has he

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What do you call a beagle and an eagle mixed together? A beagle.

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Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

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Why is this website called anti-jokes? i don't know but it makes sense.

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Once upon a time, You have a nice rack...

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whats worse then falling on the ice? -getting raped by a blue whale

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How did the blond know that you like her? You said,"Baby, I like you"

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Relax, and I do not mean as in hypnotic "relax as you do not not... Okay I used it again I am just joking" Nice, so are they like pretty doubles or not?

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What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

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Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

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A woman is shopping at a grocery store. She picks up a half gallon of skim milk, 2 loaves of wheat bread, one dozen organic eggs, and some carrots. She goes to the checkout line. "You must be single." the clerk says. Amazed at the flattering insight of the clerk, the woman says, "Yes I am. How could you tell?". "Because you're ugly".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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