What do you call a person without a heart? Not alive.

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What's funny about a blond, a brunette, and a red-head, drunk in a Cadillac? Everyone knows integration is a myth.

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Did the owl ever reach the middle of the tootsie pop? Yes. Dreams do come true

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

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What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

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An elephant and a rabbit sit on the forest floor and poop. The elephant asks the rabbit " doesn't it annoy you when the poop sticks to your fur?" "no" replies the rabbit. So the elephant picks up the rabbit and wipes his but with him.

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The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

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Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.

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I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

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A black man hailed a taxi cab. He got in, and the taxi drove him to his destination for an appropriate fee.

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

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A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

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F U C K Y O U W I T H Y O U R A N T I J O K E S

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What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

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What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper.

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What did one paper bill say to the other? Did you hear about one of us getting replaced by a woman? It's like Bruce to Caitlyn!

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Yanter, Look it up

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whats worse than a repeated antijoke the people that complain about them

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Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

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what is orange? an orange

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Knock Knock Who's there? Well why don't you open the door and find out!

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Q: Whats the difference between me and a ghost? A: Ghosts arnt dolphins!

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What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A niggarette

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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