Why didn't the restaurant serve the black man? He hadn't ordered anything.

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What does an emu an a kiwi have in common? Both are flightless birds endemic to there own countries.

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antonio is ssooo shexy and smokes

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Viciously beating your children with other recently beaten children.

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What was the last thing that went through the crashing helicopter pilot's head? The propeller.

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What's worse than losing the remote Finding it in your ass hole

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Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

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What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Make his family cry!!!!!!!!!

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What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

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What do you call postman pat when he is retired? Pat.

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Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

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A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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Whats a black persons favorite flavored cake? fried chicken.

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you wanna hear a funny joke? so do I

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Why did the man fall over screaming? Because he got shot in the leg

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A kid walks into a bar. The bartender promptly calls child protective services and the child is placed in a caring foster home.

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A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

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What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Say eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Why did the boy cross the road He didnt he got hit by a car

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A seal walks into a club.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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