Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems Nice tits

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How do you make Chuck Norris cry? Kill his family.

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What is worst than a worm in your apple, the holocaust and everything else? Finding me in your bed (or your mother screaming "help please, no wait its too good I will endure the pain") Rather than Santa`s presents for X-mas. Your friendly Neighborhood and Future ONE AND ONLY EMPEROR R*pist Moral Man:: X-mas is a great way of putting it, after all it is your kind that X-ed Christ... ...As for your mother/sister/Infant/ screaming... Don`t worry, I will come for you too when I am done, it might take a while to violate someone to death though so be patient, because you might end up as a patient... Hahahaha! If you are really FUCKlNG LUCKY!

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Whats 1+1? The answer!

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What's white and horny? a unicorn.

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What did the black man do when i shit in he's pant? Changed pants.

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Why did the man have trouble breathing after meeting the President? He had a collapsed lung.

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

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Sean Nuneviller look him up, he's cute.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What is this, a center for ants? No, this is a model of the building proportionally smaller than the one we will be building.

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How do you tell if your boyfriend is gay? He is having sex with men

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iff god whas funny why thit he let your mother be raped and your sister murdered en iff satan whos a ice cream will he taste sweet ?

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Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

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When do you call 911? When you need help with do something that you either can't do alone or can't control

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why does it take 2 woman with p.m.t to change a light bulb? because there both tired , feel bloated , and could do with a bar of choccy

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"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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guess what>? your mum lol

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Why couldn't the guy find his pants? Because his girlfriend stole them last night

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

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Boobs are nasty!

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