Lady: I think you guys would be very happy here. Chandler: No no no no no no! No, we're not together. We're not a couple, definitely not a couple! Joey: You seem pretty insulted by that. What? I'm not good enough for you? Chandler: We're not going to have this conversation AGAIN!

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why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

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A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

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What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

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Sam alexander is also r8 g4y

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Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

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What's the difference between a monkey wrench and a snow cone? A lot.

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Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

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If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

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"Bitches are fake, talk shit get hit!". False, female dogs cannot speak in the tongues of humans, and if they could I am sure excrement would not come from their mouths.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Father Dougal Mcguire

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Why was the boy walking in circles? One of his feet was nailed to the floor...

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Why can't Hank drive? Hank is a stone.

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What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

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How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

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What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

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If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

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roses are red violets are blue wendy williams looks like a man roses are red violets are blue i coach penn state pull down your pants

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Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? The joker was raping robin too hard

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A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

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Q: What happens when you sit in the middle of the road? A: You get hit by a car and die a horrible death as your family members mourn in the loss and remain sad forever.

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Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

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whats difference between womens rights now and 10 years ago? nothing, they are both just lies men tell women to make them feel good.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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