- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the Mother packed her son's lunch? Because her son Timmy likes to go to the canteen

what do you call a person who rides a bike a lot? BATMAN!!! -s.s

Why wasn't the child breastfed? Because it's mother died while in the process of giving birth and the father does not have the necessary mammary glands to produce human milk for the young child.

A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

Q: how do you make a clean naz dance? A: put a lil boogy in it? NOOO SUCK IT!!!

A dog goes to his food bowl. He eats his dinner.

Your mother is so obese, that when shot with a high velocity round from a handgun, the bullet is unlikely to penetrate the several layers of fat protecting her vital organs, like a fleshy kevlar vest. However, she is likely to die from infection, which is highly commom among gunshot wounds.

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

who farted? umm........that guy.

A man walks into a bar. Now I have to kill you, because that's top secret information.

Roses are red, Violets are PURPLE.

Why was the little boy crying? Well first off he is adopted. He then woke up and found out his pop star dad is dead. ..... His name is blinket.

You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

Why was the women's basketball player laughed at. The slippery floor caused her to stumble and fall.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

- Knock knock - I have a doorbell

Your mom's so hairy, she should go to the barber!

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is an overused joke on a kid's cartoon. Thank me later.

I'm innocent its all Taggart he's the one instigating.

A man has only two fingers on one hand, and everybody calls him two-fingered Mike. Why? Because his fingers were lost in a tragic accident at birth, and his parents, who were considering calling him Mike, decided to lengthen the name because it seemed appropriate.

Q: How many Jews can fit in a four door Sudan? A: Two in the front, three in the back, six million in the ash trey.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

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