Why did the blind boy cross the road? Why? The world may never know. He was hit by a bus

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Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

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Two men walk into a bar. The first man says, "I'm Japanese!" The second man says, "I'm Japanese too!" The bartender says, "I'm also Japanese!" The bar was in Japan.

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what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

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Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

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A man walks in to a bar. He then walks in to a different bar, and later that evening he goes into a different third bar. That man is a bar critique.

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Hello? Hi. Who is this? Yo mom. Your not my mom. Im the Irish man that did your mom.

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Yo momma so fat that when she sat on the bible jesus poped out.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need to go to the bathroom.

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NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

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what did the blond do after she turned 18? Reelected Obama.

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why did the fat guy become fat ...COD..

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What rhymes with milk...milf

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whats worse than taking a refrigerator to the face? the holocaust and AIDs

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Teacher: "Kenny, what is the biggest mammal on land?" Kenny: "A stranded whale."

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What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

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Why did the Catholic priest get excommunicated from the church? He couldn't read.

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Why doesn't little jimmy ride his favourite bike to school any more? He was playing on the platform at at the railway station, tripped and fell across the track, at which point a seven carriage train came through at over 150 mph and cut through his upper thighs crushing everything in his legs and causing them to fall off.

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What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

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What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

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Rudolf the rednosed reindeer died today. He was reported flying over Madrid when he was hit by a jumbo jet and a flock of seagulls. People are now saying that the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane.

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What happenend after the chicken tried to cross the road? a KFC opend

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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