Knock knock! Who's there? The police your son died in a car crash.

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"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

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A man walks into a bar. He suffered concussions later that night.

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What's the most racist thing ever... Manhattan

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What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

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What did one chick in a clothes shop say to another? That's cheap

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Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

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The WNBA

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Jim: You know whats funny? Bob: What? Jim: The 28th Amendment.

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theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? A one-way ticket to Hell for messing with God's creations, you heathen!

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What do you call a thirsty girl? H2Hoe

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Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone.

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What has one eye, three arms and one leg? A really weird person.

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What do you call a monkey? A monkey.

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Always put punctuation at the end of your sentence

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how do you save a black guy from drowning. with a life preserver.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey

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Ebola

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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