What did the man say to the attractive female bartender as he left the bar? Well, it's been fun but I hate you so I'm leaving to kill your entire family.

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rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

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Two muffins are in an oven. It was a really small batch.

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im gonna sue mcdonalds i asked for a hamburger and it was a beef burger -_-

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

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What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

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Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

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why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

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A Higgs Boson walks into a church. The priest says “We don’t allow Higgs Bosons in here.” The Higgs Boson replied, “Well, without me, you can’t have mass.”

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feces

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A Holocaust survivor.

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What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

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What's black, white and red all over? Multi- racial genocide.

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Why did the girl fall from the swing? She was laughing at an anti-joke.

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Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

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Many people believe that dogs are mammals. They're right

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A horse walks in a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?"..... The horse incapable of understanding the humane language promptly poos on the floor and leaves.

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Why did the cat have hair? Because he did.

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If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

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In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

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What do you call a man with no legs? Disabled.

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Q: Whats about two feet in width and length with purple veins throbbing at the sides? A: A midget slowly dying of frostbite

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Chayton

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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