where's mom I killed her

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What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, Others don't.

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pedophile

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Plenty of things but you already knew that.

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A baby seal walks into a bar. Animal services are called and the seal is returned to its natural habitat. A man then beats it dead with a blunt object.

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Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

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What's the difference between a duck? An armchair, because a vest has no sleeves.

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There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

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A man with a PhD walks up to a college student and jokingly says "Hey dude, what did the hat say to the other hat?" The student replies "My name is Joe and a hat does not have a mouth, therefore it cannot speak." The student is then unimpressed on how uneducated the man is, also worring about how the man was able to receive a PhD.

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Penis

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why did the chef go to jail? because he was caught beating an egg

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your a vagina says you, you're a tit

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Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

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Three kids were waiting in line at a camp. One said how long is the wait. The other two said i hope its long. They were waiting in line for the gas chambers at auchwitz

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what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

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How do u know when someone is horny? look at there pants

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Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

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Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

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How do you kill and red head? Throw your mom at them!

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Q: Why did the crazy man stare at the orange juice container? A: Because it started talking.

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