Ask me if i'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She's a women.

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Adam Chebali is awesome

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Why did they call the woman crazy? because she drowned her children in a lake.

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monster under your bed? thank god im in your closet...........

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I love you, you live me. Now get the FUDGE out of the tree!!!

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because Your mother said so. Now get a life and get off this website young fellas.

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What do you do if your computer breaks: Go on your phone. What do you do if your phone breaks: Go on you iPod What do you do if your iPod breaks: Then your screwed and you should get a Job and learn not to break things.

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The snake had no skatebord to put johnnys refrigirator because the bettles mom had stolen the clowns purse were his parking had been for the airplane higway stop.

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what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

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Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

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what do you call a mexican being baptized? a mexican becoming christian.

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Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

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what the difference between ET and polish people? ET is an alien and polish people are human

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Get up Look in the mirror

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How did the hairless cat brush its hair? It could not, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs, making it near impossible to do such a thing.

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If life throws you melons, not only might you be dyslexic, but you are probably also uneducated, since the phrase is "if life gives you lemons".

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas ? cancer

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My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

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Have you heard the deaf guitarist? He's really good.

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why did the little boy die? He had AIDS

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you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

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Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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