- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dog bark? Because he wanted to.

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

Where do you put a black jew? In the back of the.... oh wait i have never seen a black jew before.

Dad, why are we Swedish? Because antilopes and the butterfly effect son.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

If life gives you lemons, Eat them.

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

Whats has 6 wheels and can fly? A dumpster, I lied about the flying.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

Why was Jenny alone? Everyone else had died in a zombie apocalypse.

What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

A woman walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink The bartenders says no, because she is a woman, and he is a sexist Women are still not equally treated in this world

A man goes to the doctor and is told, "you have cancer." He then spends his last days writing a bucket list, but losing his leg in a wood chipper before he could complete a single item on his list

why did the man fall off his bike? He got shot by the navy seals, He was a highly decorated terrorist.

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face", the horse said nothing; because it is a horse.

What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

A suicide bomber enters a bar. Everyone dies.

How do you give Salley enough energy swim against the river current? Add your own electric current.

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