- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 8 9 jokes numbers dont have mouths

Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

What did the Ethiopian eat for dinner? Nothing

How do you drown a down syndrome child? Put him/her into water.

joe diragi makes paul look straight

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" Not the best move Anne Frank ever made.

What happened to the little boy who threw a spitball at the teacher? He was killed the next day when the teacher, who had a history of mental instability and schizophrenia, decided to go on a shooting rampage in class.

So FDR walks into a bar.

Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

If one of us goes, all of us go. If we all go, none of us are left out.

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

Stephen Hawking wheels into the Center for Theoretical Cosmology.

What did the biscuit say when he saw his friend get run over? Oh my god. Dave, are you ok? Somebody call an ambulance.

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Q: Why did the wihte man buy a burger? A: cuz he was hungry

How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

Whats fleash color flesh color and fleash color? a hodo rolling down a hill.

Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

once there where 3 guys on a beach. they found a bottle and a fetis came out.. later they found out 2 of the 3 had cancer and the 3rd was a vegetable.

what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

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