How do you call a guy with a school bus on his head? Dead. It's highly unlikely that a man would be able to withstand the weight of a massive school bus on his head and survive.

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Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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What would Martin Luther King Jr. be today if he was white? Alive.

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Darude- Sandstorm

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A black man and a mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black man.

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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Q: WHY DID GOD MAKE ASIANS? A: NO FREIKEN IDEA

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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A mute says to a paraplegic: You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

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Catholicism.

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A girlfriend told her boyfriend it soaked all the way through. She screwed up their art project.

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religion.

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Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

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Whay is jerry so bad at parallel parking? He just got a sex change yesterday.

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A fat guy, well over 300 lbs, goes to KFC and orders a big bucket of chicken. He gets his bucket of chicken and goes to sit down on a table to eat his chicken. A man walks up to him and asks him "are you going to share any of that chicken?" The man says "no."

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(Knocks on Helen Keller's door) You: Knock knock Helen:....

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What did the racist slave owner do when his slave refused to complete his task? Asked him nicely until the task was completed.

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What is the biggest lie in the universe? I love you.

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What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

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a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

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Whats worse than dieing of Alhzymers? Anal Rape

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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