- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you hurt a clown? shoot it.

knock knock GO AWAY I'M IN THE SHOWER

Your mama's so fat, that during her last physical checkup, her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to lose some weight before any serious medical conditions arose that would adversely affect her health and well being in a chronic fashion.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

Three men sit at a bar. A clown walks in, so the first man says, "Oh, what fresh hell is this?", gets up and leaves. Then a fairy flies in, so the second man says, "Aw, hell no!", gets up and leaves. So the third man was alone with the fairy and clown.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has Stevie

What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

I'm gonna say something that is going to blow you(away). My Rape Dungeon has carpet.

Can you spell iCup? I see you pee?

Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

roses are red violets are blue we're having sex cause i'm stronger than you

What do you call a person with no arms, legs, and teeth singing in the middle of the street while spinning? I don't know.

Your not having a bad day, your just doing everything wrong!

Don't you sometime just want to chop of your toes and stomp around to prove to the so called 'experts' that it is possible for a person to walk without toes? . . . . . . me neither

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

Why did the cow jump over the moon ? This is a highly unlikely situation , therefore the cow did not leave its humble pasture , let alone talk english while in the midst of jumping over a planet wich takes days to fly over .

Some dude and his son are driving to school. They get into a car accident so the have to go the the hospital. But when the doctor comes in, the doctor says "I can't oporate on this boy! He's my son!" Who's the doctor? His Mom.

How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

A black man walks into a bar and see's a mexican bartender. He orders some vodka.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

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