Why did michael jackson wear white gloves around young boys? His doctor recommended that he do so due to bad circulation.

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My Muslim friend is always late to everything. We call him 9/12.

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

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What did casino dealer say to the other? Every day I'm shuffling.

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Two tigers, walking down Oxford St. One turns to the other & says, "Quiet for a Saturday, don't you think?"

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Your mom is so stupid she went back to collage and got her masters n buissnes.

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Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

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Why did the man starve to death? Because his wife died

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roses are red violets are blue i have deep vein thrombosis .... perpendicular albatross

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A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

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What did Little Johny get for Christmas?

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What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

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So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

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why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

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Knock Knock.. Who's There? Boo.. Boo Who? Book...

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why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

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What is the sun's favorite day of the week? The sun is a mass of incadescent gas and cannot feel emotions; therefore, it cannot have a favorite day of the week.

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Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

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What is faster? A mustang or a corvette? A fighter jet you stupid idiotic piece of crap!

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

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Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

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2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

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What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

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