- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

What's worse than getting shot in the face? Nothing really because that could leave you seriously handicapped for the remainder of your life or there is a good chance that you are dead.

Why was little Jessica missing?? She was stuck in the freezer.

Q:I finished my Homework A:thats what she said

Q.) What did the boy do when he got home? A.) He repeatedly cried due to the large amount of bullying he faced at school. He had constantly tried to contact his parents and teachers for help yet no one would listen. The boy was found dead in his room the next day. Poor kid.

There are four dead people on a boat. They commit suicide. Why did they commit suicide. To get to the other side!

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

What's big, wet and yellowish-green at midnight? I don't know. That's why I'm asking.

Why couldn't the white child dunk the basketball? His legs were amputated and he has been confined to a wheelchair.

You know, people are kind of like trees, they tend to fall over when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

Black People.

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have ADD Check out this flashlight!

No, its just his eye, its infected, he gets fever and well, that is all I should say. Nero is my friend and I do not like it when people lie to him, he is outside having a cigarette, I do not think he wants to speak with you anymore. Bye.

Why did a black person get gingivitis? He repeatedly didn't brush which caused both dental plaque and tartar getting filled with harmful bacteria, and if they aren't removed from teeth, they will begin to irritate the gums and cause gingivitis.

How do you push a blond off a cliff? Push here.

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

Penis. (Note: if you get this you have a dirty ass)

1: What do you call your car door when it's opened slightly? 2: I don't know. What? 1: Ajar! 2: A jar? 1: No. Ajar. 2: But it's a door. 1: Just forget it.

why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

Why was Tom flunking in school? He had a learning disability.

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