Yup, I 100% agree with all the jokes that were made below this post. Chad's pretty gay.

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Once upon a time there was a tree. But it was just a tree, so it sat there. Then it didn't rain for a while, so the tree died. And nothing ever grew there again. The End

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What did the Johhny say to the black man when he saw him buying a watermelon? Nothing, Johnny is mute.

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roses are black violets are grey... im color blind sorry

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What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

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Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

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Anders Lungren is a worthless peice of scrub

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A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

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What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck!

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I SAID I WANT A GLASS OF JUICE. NOT I WANT TO GAS THE JEWS!-hitler

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What did Valerie get for her birthday? Nothing. Because no one loves her

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Dave. -Dave who? -Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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What is funny about a child with down syndrome? Nothing.

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Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

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Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

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Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

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You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

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I was strolling along the countryside and saw 2 niiggers peacefully hanging from a tree

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What do you call a black lifeguard? Ironic.

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what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

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You idiot thats 9 letters

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Knock knock? Who's there? Cancer Cancer who? After some time and various bouts of radiation and chemotherapy, he finally lost his life to the terrible disease.

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A man walks into the bar, goes up to the bar tender and says "exuse me, please could I have a pint of bitter" the bartender says "sure"

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How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

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