What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

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Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

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Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

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scenario: retarded monkey upside down in a mirror question: why is jims dad fat answer: the mexican chicken is an aperadus

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What did the Groom give to his Bride on their honeymoon? Herpes.

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Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

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His face was drawn, but the curtains were real.

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black people

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What did the Fish say to the other Fish? Nothing, fish cant talk.

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What did the man bring home from Africa? AIDS.

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why did the white man read the New York Times? because HuffPo is horrible. I mean, it's so so so shitty. it's like a wannabe buzzfeed, which ought to say it all.

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-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

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Why did the Japanese boy drop his sushi? He was hit by a tsunami

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How did the priest die? Masterbation

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dildo

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What's long, hard, and black, and goes into wet things? A submarine.

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Knock knock. Who's? There Where? Right here.

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Q: What's the difference between a vampire and a lawyer? A: A lot of things.

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A Mexican walked into a bar. He never came back out.

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What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

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Yes.

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Why did the boy go to his room? Because his father told him to.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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A woman stopped making sandwiches.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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