whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

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Jimmy went to a bar, to see a stand up comedian, he heard the standup comedian tell a funny joke, so after the show, he went home and told his wife the joke and after that he said, i made that up, im funny arent i, the wife seemed shifty, so she googled the joke and found the stand up comedians joke, giggled and then proceeded to continue back angrily to Jimmy, because he just did the wrong thing, she slapped Jimmy in the face, divorced Jimmy and killed his 3 children because Jimmy plagurised, and plagurism is illegal, and now Jimmy has no children, and a red mark on his cheek and knows he did the wrong thing don't smoke kids

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math test 2=2

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How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

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What's meaner than taking candy from a baby? Throwing the baby off a cliff.

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Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

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a carrot walks into a bar, carrots cant walk for they do not have legs.

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Do you know what big feet mean. Big socks

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Why did the wiener dog fight the cock. Because it was a cock-fight.

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Knock Knock. Who's there. To. To who. To whom.

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You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

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You're mother is so fat the doctors say she has a serious obesity problem and will most likely have to go on cholesterol pills and begin regulating her diet properly.

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Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

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So a man walks into a hospital to see his dying wife..... walks into her room falls over and then dies

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A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: A serial killer B: I don't feel comfortable opening the door

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how do you kill a giraffe? you don't.

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Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

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Q: what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? A: A very unfortunate individual.

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Why did the thief steal the kitchen sink? Everything else was stolen by another thief earlier in the day.

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Knock, knock. Who's there. Death.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She never got her drivers license.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

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What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

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whats difference between a bench and a mexican? a mexican isnt a bench

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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