I walked up to the door and I asked the door how r u door, and he said, I'm a door!

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My cat used to be afraid of storms. But now it's dead.

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whats 1 + 1? 2

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Why did sally fall of the swing? SHE HAD NO ARMS!

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What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

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why was the boy so ugly, because he had downs

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Why was the gay kid made fun of........... because he was homosexual who was struggling in life

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a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

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TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

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fridge

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Q: What does 'A' stand for? A: Effort

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Dozer has a soul

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whats brown and sticky? whatever is coming from your pants

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination" and then he was resuscitated and became an atheist.

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Heeeheeeerrrrrrrrrrr

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what did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for easter AIDS

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I just farted, and now I have to Chit!

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A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

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What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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EVERYBODY GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP AND SEND IT TO YOUR FRIENDS AND LETS SEE IF WE CAN TAKE OVER THE MOST LIKED JOKE.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

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Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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William Raines.

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