Yo mamas so fat

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What do you call cheese that is not yours? The fact that you do not own the cheese doesnt change its name

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yo mamas so fat, she started working out

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What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

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A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

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Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

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Oh my god, I'm on fire! Help me, help me, oh God it's everywhere!

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

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In Soviet Russia, you shit on bird.

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Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Just open the damn door I forgot my key and I really need to pee

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Why did Timmy lose the race? He had no legs

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

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What do you call a mexican driving a plane? Well.. nothing because you can't drive plane's but if a Mexican man was able to FLY a plane, he would be a pilot.

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knock knock who's there? the police you are wanted for 5 counts of 1st degree murder.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

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I'm gay. Great me too.

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A local police officer pulls up to tell you something. Listen carefully: Three zebras have been spotted crossing the Mexican border. He goes into his truck, pulls out a can of marbles, peanut butter, seven velcro straps and a rhino horn covered in glitter. Your mission is simple: Kill the zebras using your equipment. You will be rewarded if you have enough peanut butter to make a sandwich after. Go now... Get it done.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

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Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

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Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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