why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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Yo momma's so dumb, she's not smart.

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steves legs

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What's worse than AIDS? Buying the anti-joke book

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Can you pass the soda? Sure.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

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roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

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Two blondes and a brunnett walk into a bar. Remarkably, there was nothing else notable about any of them.

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A crazy priest squats down and poops in the middle of the church... nobody understood what was going so they pointed and laughed.

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2 black men beat 9 white men in basketball. Why is this so? They were clearly out numbered.

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If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

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They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

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3 men find a genie lamp on the side of a road, The genie grants them each a wish as they surely deserve. The first man asks for a jet and the genie glady grants him this and the man starts to fly away. The second man says to make a wall around asia and the genie complies. The third man thinks for a minute and finally says fill it with water and as a genie the genie cannot refuse. They all drowned seeing how the jet had no fuel. The genie goes back to sleep and is picked up by an alien 5,000 years in the future, the Earth is destroyed in 7012(as if we didnt already destroy it). The genie survives and currently resides on uranus.

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Your mama's so fat.... I ran around her twice, And got lost

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face!

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Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

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The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

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What did Helen Keller do when she found a dead body? Nothing.

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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Yes.

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What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

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whats is big, black, and has big boobs. a big black guy. the boob part was a little white lie

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What's worse than death? Nothing.

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