What happened when the terrorist with a bomb went into a school. He blew up and everyone died.

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Yidi Huang lives here.

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What did the Mexican Have for Thanksgiving Dinner? A Turkey you racist!

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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What is the difference between assault and aggravated assault? Aggravated assault is aggravated, whereas assault is aggravated.

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Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

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Phil sees a hitchhiker wandering past his car on the sidewalk. He asks Phil if he can take him to his house, and Phil says no, and keeps driving. Six seconds later the hitchhiker is crossing the street in search of somebody else, when he is hit by a bus and dies.

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Roses are red Violets are blue your mum went to the loo and out came you

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? Answer: A Pilot

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Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

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how long is a peice of string howeverlong you want to make it

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Why didn't Erick have a party last week? Because his grandma died

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An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

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Miranda Lorenz is a WHORE!!! She has slept with three guys while in a relationship!! then when he broke up with her for cheating on him, she keyed his car!! Psycho Bitch!!!

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what happened to the atheist when he died? he went to HELL

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Women's rights.

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why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

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An old man gets into a van with two little boys. They are his grandsons.

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how do kill a black guy? shoot him in the face

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

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Whats worse than burnt toast? Getting molested

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How many Babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them

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two tomatos walked over the road and..... just kidding tomatos can't walk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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