A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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why did the chicken cross the road? there was chicken food on the other side

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Why did the plane crash? The pilots had brain damage.

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A women walks out of a kitchen.

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What's Black, White, and Red all over? A Cow in a giant blender...

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so a black guy goes to a hot dog eating contest how many does he eat? enough to win.

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Why couldn't the blonde drive? Because she was 14, thus incapable of having a drivers license

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How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

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What ended in the year 1970? 1969

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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why did the blond have a broken nose? because she was brutaly beaten by five rapists when she refused to have sex with them.

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- Knock knock. - Who's there? - I am. - I am who? - You are Steve. - Indeed.

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Yes!

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Roses are red Violets are red The trees are red Oh crap, the garden's on fire.

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Hey man how was the trip to Hiroshima? Great it blew my mind!! And how was Nagasaki ? It was the bomb!!

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A man who can't spell walks into an Arab.

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What do Richard and Judy have in common? Nothing.

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Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

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A duck walks into a bar. In the middle of writing this joke I realized that there were already jokes like this so I stopped writing this one.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

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Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

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Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

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who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

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What do you call a Russian civil war? A war in which one side wants to seced from the other.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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