How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I dont know so why are you asking?

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What do you call a barrel full of monkeys? A game, you idiot.

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your a towel.

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There was 2 men walking down the street one fell on the floor from a heart attack and the other started to molest a lonely child. They then heard a bang and they found a dead baby lying in a bin. The moral of this story is to.... Knock Knock Whos there? The Police? The Police who? The police we are here to inform you your nan got hit by a truck and got decapitaited, Sorry but your nan is dead. way

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Why shouldn't you download music? Various reasons.

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Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

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What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

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Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

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What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

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What's worse than getting rejected by your date? Finding out she gave you a social disease. Namely AIDS.

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Lil' Wayne

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Why is this anti-joke here? Because someone submitted it to this website.

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What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

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Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

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what would you do if Michael Jackson was drowning? he can't drown he's already dead

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Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

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Why was the kid mad? Because he died.

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What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

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What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

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Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

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this is a joke

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I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

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whats 2 + 2? a black guy flying a kite

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What's fast and white ? A chicken after you hit it going 100mph

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