- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

It is Scientifically proven that, if you have a shower in china... you get wet

What do you call a woman not in the kitchen? Her name.

how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

Whats something really annoying? A guy who presses enter too much. hehe

what do u call a person who reads anti.jokes a hipster

How do you confuse a blonde? You tell em a AntiJoke!

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

What happened to the man who killed his family? Rape.

Man walks into a bar and goes, "Ouch!"

What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

A man walks in to a bar, wakes up the next morning with the news that they have found a cancerous tumor in his neck.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

I spilled Spot Remover on my dog. Now he is blind and has chemical burns all over his body.

What was wrong with the tomato? Nothing.

A man walks into a bar what does he say Ouch

so there are two muffins in an oven. one muffin says to the other muffin, "hey is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin says, "holy sh*t your a talking muffin."

What should you say when someone says a bad joke? I'm sorry, your joke cannot be completed as dialed. Please hang up and don't try again.

What is the difference between a jew and a tree a tree is awesome and a jew is a jew

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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