Me: Ask me if i'm a truck. You: Are you a truck? Me: No.

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what do you call a redneck virgin? a seven year old that can run faster than her brothers.

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A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

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What did Osama bin Laden say to the Navy SEALS? Nothing. There was insufficient time to hold a conversation before they shot him in the face.

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Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

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your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

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A cow walks into a store. The clerk asks "how may i help you sir?" The cow says "Im a cow stupid!" and storms out.

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What do an elephant and a grape have in common? Well, depending on your ideological views they are either both God's creations or two examples of species which have evolved over time. That is all.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He orders a lemonade and leaves promptly

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People, so yeah Nero7 is alive, but for the first time in history this site is crashing because too many are posting questions here, so I will try answering some for you, the name is Joker2 and I am one of the administrators at point zero. Nero7 is alive and, according to himself well, but physically he can barely walk and stutters in pain, and yes we are six million followers in total. Otherwise his condition is stable, and no, he is not dying in six years (because) that is also part of the coding you will need to access our site (it might have sounded a bit too dramatic in order for some of you to understand its part of the code) Do not post questions or comments regarding our activity on any other section, we do not want that kind of attention, so stop it or we will have to cut you off, Nero can and will answer questions, but please one at the time, its clogging this crappy server, besides Nero can only answer one person at the time as far as I am aware off.

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Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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I jizzed in my pants. It tasted good

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Hello world

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Religion

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Why couldn't the man stop dancing? Because he had Parkinson's.

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ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

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What's the square root of 6739472? Who gives a f***?

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Why did the bones cross the road? They didn't, the dogs ate them.

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Life

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what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

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A African American male and a Mexican male are both in a car, who is driving? Most likely the owner or the car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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