- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Because I'm blind

How did the black person die? Of old age

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it hit a poll and died of brain damage the next day

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Cancer

Where's Waldo? Six feet under.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and they cut his head off

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken

The joke below me is retarded

It's all Taggart

why cant stevie wonder read? because hes black

How many ants are in the kitchen? None. We killed them all.

Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

Why was the bully in detention? He punched a fellow classmate.

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A man was drowning in a lake and so he asked God to save him. A man on a boat came by and said to the drowning man "Do you need any help?" The drowning man said "Yes! Thank God a boat came for me!" So the man on the boat pulled the man from the water and saved him.

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

Your mom is so dumb, she has difficulty acquiring a job to support her family.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

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