A man walks into a bar. While he sits on a barstool, a man greets him politely, and they proceed with light conversation.

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Why did the house stink? There were decomposing bodies under the floor boards.

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"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

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Why Is Six Afraid of Seven? because he is black.

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Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

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why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

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Why do Iraqi women never sleep with American soldiers? Because Americans always talk about pulling out but they never do!

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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Why did the man fall down the steps? I shot him in the face.

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What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

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Your moms so fat, she needed repruductive surgury.

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How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

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Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

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How do you stop a baby from flying? Hit it with a shovel.

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Why don't elephants eat bananas? Because they don't have opposable thumbs.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? So he can eat it.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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What was the pirate's favorite letter? Many pirates were illiterate and so did not know any letters, much less have a favorite. However, even if this pirate were able to read, it is unlikely that we would be able to find out his favorite letter without asking him, since pirates were primarily in existence two to four centuries ago. In addition, most people don't have a favorite letter, and so a pirate would probably not be an exception.

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There once was a baby named Paul Bunyan who was as big as a house. His mother died at childbirth.

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Your gay

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