- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

What does a man like. food.

A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

I had my period 3 days ago.

Billy: Hey hey hey!!!!! wanna hear a dirty joke? Joe: Sure Billy: A pig fell in the mud

How do you make a momma bird not fly back to its nest? Burn it down!!

Dani Barton is a heart breaking 13 yr old.

How did the blind man escape the mugger? He ran into a bus.

What worse than the holocaust? Danny's.

Once there was a dog, another one came to it and then there were two.

LIFE INSERT COIN TO BEGIN!!! SELECT DIFFICULTY EASY

what did the boy get after his first communion? unwanted intercourse with his priest that resulted in scaring him for life, until the day he killed himself because he could never get over it.

Two cannibals were eating a clown. One says to the other "Does this taste funny to you?!" ...Two days later, both of the cannibals became very ill with food poisoning. Always ensure meat is cooked thoroughly before eating.

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

A moth walks into a podiatrist's office, the podiatrist rubs his eyes and looks again and realizes it was just a man taking off his coat in a grandeur fashion.

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

I used to be a Businessman like you, then I took a plane to the North Tower.

what did the white man say to the black man with the gun? Nothing he was dead

The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

Why does the Muslim go to Hollywood? Because he is gifted in acting. He believes Hollywood will give him a wider range of career opportunities.

What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing, the black person was sleeping.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

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