Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

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You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

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It's likely that very few people will read this.

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What should I name my dog?

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a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Because I'm blind

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How did the black person die? Of old age

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it hit a poll and died of brain damage the next day

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What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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Cancer

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Where's Waldo? Six feet under.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

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a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and they cut his head off

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why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

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why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken

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The joke below me is retarded

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It's all Taggart

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why cant stevie wonder read? because hes black

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How many ants are in the kitchen? None. We killed them all.

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Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

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Why was the bully in detention? He punched a fellow classmate.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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