Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

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You know what they say about men with big feet? Big penis.

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How did the blonde girl fall down? She didnt see where she was goin

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- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

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Dead on Aodhan your breaking te ten commandments by lying you jew you dont believe in the divinity of Christ.

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SNAPPLE!

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Q:Why did the dog jump over the fence A:Because he could

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what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

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When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

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What did the boy and girl do at the wedding? 69:)

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What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

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Is the capitol of Michigan pronounced DEE-troit or de-TROIT? It's pronounced Lansing.

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If you're happy and you know it go to hell.

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Trust me im a doctor but this is pratice

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your life

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Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

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What do you call a man with no arms? Disabled... some people can be so cruel.

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The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

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The glass is half an hour.

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The lion swallowed his pride.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

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roses ar red vilots ar blue i have hiv

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Good boy

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