You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

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what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

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So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

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How do you scare a 5 year old girl? Stick your dick out.

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What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

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My name is never spelt right so its all good

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Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

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women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

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Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

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What did the three sixteen year old boys do to the homeless man late at night? Wished him a happy birthday and gave him a meal

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Why didn't Hitler like steak? He was a vegetarian.

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i don't hate you because your fat ...your fat because i hate you

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I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

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What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. One says "I'll have H20", the other says "I'll have a beer." The first one is the one to drive them to their homes.

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What happened when a terrorist puts a bomb in a hospital? Everyone dies cause it was a hospital for crippled people

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all on a deserted island with no food or water. The redhead decides to try and swim to safety, but after a few hours of swimming she becomes to tired to carry on and drowns. After knowing their friend died, the two other women decide that swimming is not a viable option for rescue, so they decide to stay on the island. A few days later a search party rescues them.

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Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

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What do you call a joke book without a title? A joke book!!!!

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if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

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I walked into temptation yesterday, He said hi.

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P.E.N.I.S P-enis E-nis N-is I-s S

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Knock knock. Who's there? Hatch. Hatch who? God bless you.

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Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. Are you a grapefruit? No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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