what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

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How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

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roses are white, violets are black, You should probably consult with an eye doctor, for you probably have severe color blindness.

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A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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An atmosphere goes into one bar. Which is pretty normal since it is roughly the regular value of the atmospheric pressure on Earth at sea level

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You are in an airplane, and you have 500 bricks. You throw one out the door. How many do you have? 499. What are the 3 steps to putting an elephant in a fridge? 1-open the door,2-put the elephant in,3-close the door. How do you put a giraffe in the fridge? You open the door, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in, and shut the door. The lion king is having a party for all the animals… which one didn't go? The giraffe, it's in the fridge. An old lady is trying to cross an alligator infested river. She makes it over. How? The alligators are at the party. She dies anyway. How? She gets hit by the brick you threw out of the window.

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Who spends too much time on Anti-Joke? ...

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What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

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Two Jewish kids walked into a bar... mitzvot.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?.....Why the **** do you care?

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Gary Busey walk into a bar. Everyone Ran out noticing the potential danger.

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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What do you call a deaf-black man that professionally generates maps of the world? A cartographer.

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You've heard of take your child to work day, but I bet you haven't heard of 9/11- take your plane to work day

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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What has a mouth but cant talk Helen keller What has eyes but cant see Helen keller What has ears but cant hear You guessed it an ear of corn

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whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

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What's worse than a tornado that kills your whole whole family? Nothing.

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A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

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