Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? He has flourished throughout his musical career and is a very accomplished man, as he has won many Grammys

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra but like he actually did not a bar a womens breats.

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What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

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Why can't the children hug his father? Because his father is dead.

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Peter charas threw a masterball at a level 20 Zubat!!!!!

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What's funny about the old man who got stabbed? Nothing... you're a sick person!

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when chuck norris plays call of duty, his only perk is ghost pro.

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How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

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phone and phone charger were talking to each other suddenly a massive hand swopped down to the charger and another hand came down and grabbed the phone they both started screeming so the hand stabbed the phone with the phone charger so the phone said... ALL I DID WAS SCREEM (RANDOMZZZ) (L.W)

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What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

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Q: When you have alot of hair, what are you? A: Obease

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Q: what do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch? A: names

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Q: How many dead babies does it take to fill a mixing bowl? A: There is an infinite amount of answers to this question depending on the sizes and shapes or the dead babies, so lets assume that an average would probably be about 4 babies that dies just as the left the mother.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

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Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

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Don't make my new Nazi friend upset, or he'll be Fuhrerious

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what does rhinoceros and tomato have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

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Why did Julie fall off a swing? 'Cause she had no hands. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Julie, that's certain.

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What did the Pope say to the homosexual couple? Welcome to the community.

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What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

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How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

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Why did the banana rot? Because it didn't have any gills.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jimmy Tyler, your son Hi son *continues to open door

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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