your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

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Two black people fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? Who Cares?

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A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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A French man gets into a fight

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What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

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Why did the little boy die? He had cancer.

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What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was blind.

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Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwing out all the W&Ws

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So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

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Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

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Whats Black and blue My wife after i beat her ass.

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When is a clown happy? At a child's birthday party.

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Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

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What do get when you cross a truck and a cliff? Flames.

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What's long, hard, and filled with semen? A submarine

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what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

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What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

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What's black, white and red all over? A nun that's just been shot.

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whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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nicky finds it really hard to get it up.

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Yo mama is so stupid... She didn't graduate high school.

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Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

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What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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