How do you make a clown sad? Kill his family.

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Why did the penguin cross the road? Chicken

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Why did Timmy lose the race? He had no legs

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you: "hey, is your refrigerater running?" random, confusded individual: "yeah" you: "oh."

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Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

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You're as useful as Baby P's dummy.

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What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

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What's the difference between Justin Beeber and a Basett hound? I don't know.

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Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

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Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

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A young girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges a few minutes later unharmed and goes about her day.

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Whats the difference between a sandwhich and a dead baby? People eat sandwhiches.

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Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

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Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

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a boy says hi.The girl says bye. The boy starts to cry.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

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What do u call a black man playing a jumping sport? I don't know but it is totally normal.

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET.

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What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

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So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

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Why is this joke an anti joke? Because it's not trying to be funny.

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Why did the Muslim guy look nervous and sweaty when the plane took off? Because he is claustrophobic. Racist fucks

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what do you call 10 dead babys lunch

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a fat man eats porkchops all day ling shit a just craped my pants

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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