Jim came home from work. only to find out his family had been murdered

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What do you call a bus full of lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy

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It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

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What do you call a black man in a pumpkin patch? His name is Bill.

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

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Nero, please pick up the phone, I wont ever do that, it was a mistake okay? Stop that, my sister wont ever! My mom whatever! But if you lie a finger on my sister, I will kill you, I am at the outside, which room are you at? Tell me you coward fucker! Tell me!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Today is your birthday So happy birthday

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What s faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

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when do you go to heaven? Never, it doesn't exist.

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Q. How do you make an atheist appreciate life? A. Break his legs.

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A Poem that would be from a stocker: Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van and NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cos crossing the road usually doesn't work out too well for chickens.

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why didnt the dog bark? he died in his sleep

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A priest, a minister and a rabbit were seated next to each other on an airplane. They all had to pay for lunch.

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What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

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roses are red facebook is blue you look f**kable so i'll add you by: matt

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? cause there are more geese on one side

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but there is a road to the super market

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whats small, black, and crispy? a baby in a drier

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

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Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

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What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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