space is fun

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Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

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My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

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roses are red violets are black lewis norris has a fucking narra back

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Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

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A man and two women walk into the a house. When they leave out come 2 babies with them. What happened in that house? They were babysitting.

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what would george washington do if he was alive today? he would scream and scratch his coffiin

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What's worse than homework? A basket full of mutilated puppies....

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what did sushi A say to sushi B? Nothing, because sushi is composed of aboitic fish, rice and other nutritious components and cannot speak

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YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

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A bear and a furry bunny rabbit were in the woods. The bear ate the rabbit..

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Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

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what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

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Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

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Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

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Whats 0+0 0

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Politics.

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What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

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An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

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Q:What's the greatest part about having sex with twenty five year old girls? A: There's 20 of them

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So a dog walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Quickly, someone give me the number for animal control."

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Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

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What did the French-Italian couple name their child? Angelo Pierre Smith, giving tribute to the father's uncle Angelo, and the mother's great-grandfather, Pierre.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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