What is the difference between a black man and a burnt pizza? -Nothing there both black.

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How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

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What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

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Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

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A group of 3 black male friends sit down to have lunch at the basketball court. One black man reaches in his pack and pulls out a watermelon. The second black man reaches in his basket and pulls out some fried chicken and a pan of cornbread. They both look expectantly towards their friend as he opens up his pack. Right as he opens it, however, his cell phone goes off. Upon completing the call, he hangs up and looks at his two friends. "My financial aid got approved, guys!" he exclaims. Both of his friends congratulate him on finally making it to college. They are so proud.

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Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

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A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

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It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

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Colby is gay.... thats it

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knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

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Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

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How do you make an anti joke? You ask a question that could have a presumably amusing answer, but make the joke less amusing by stating an obvious answer, therefore completely bamboozling the victim of the anti joke, and making you seem like a man that has a lot of common sense.

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what do you call a black man named mike

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What did the little girls who's parents died in a car accident get for her birthday? Foster Parents

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So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

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Can midgets still have big dreams?

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What do you call a guy with four heart chambers, two pairs of extremities, and an aortic arch? Anatomically normal.

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There was a guy and a girl naked in bed, sleeping together. When they woke up they didn't remember the last 72 hours and wanted some questions answered, including Where am I? Who are you? What year is it? What's my name?

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away privileges that she normally would have had had she not misbehaved.

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

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What did the greeter at walmart say to the black man? Welcome to walmart.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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A duck waddles into a bar. He orders a drink and promtly drinks it vecause he has had a hard day at work.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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