How can you tell Santa is racist? He doesn't give Africans presents.

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what did batman day to robin? get in the car robin.

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why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

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Alice, seriously do as I say, I lived with the man for over 16 years, those are not hallucinations, its PTSD, without ritalin he will just go trough that agony for nothing, not coffee not chocolate or any of that, anything that helps his focus. Seriously do not be a bitch Alice, listen to him and do as he says. Its not the first time people think he is having hallucinations when his eyes start moving back and forth like crazy, he is not seeing things, he is experiencing this as if they where real, and just because he can stay in that state for days, does not mean he is meant to go trough that kind of agony because of your ethics or caring or whatever your hesitation might be, the man can go without food for weeks if he has to, but not after you sneak trash like Zopiclone into his system. That was a mistake of yours, make up for it Alice, or ill make you pay.

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what do you call your mama at the gas station

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A Mexican, and Arab and an American are on a plane. The the plane is going down. It hits a mountain and crashes. But there was also a lot of other people on the plane. Families, children, loved ones. It was huge a disaster.

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Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

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Which way do gay people walk? in One Direction

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A satisfied elephant and a dead poodle.

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I admit I don't know what the future holds, but one thing I know for sure is that... Lance Armstrong has only one ball.

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Q) How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? A)You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved. Q) Did you hear about the two guys who wanted to go to Paris? A) They didn't go! Q) Why did the boy throw his Television out the window? A) Cause it was completely broken. Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange. <<< This is the ultimate tough anti-joke Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Red paint. Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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Q: What's worse than dropping your phone in water? A: Throwing water at your phone.

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Q.If you are European in the bathroom, what are you in the kitchen? A. A woman.

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one day a guy walks into a bar. he buy's a drink then walks hapily home by Mad James

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Why did the car cross the road? Isn't that what cars do?

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why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

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The class valedictorian is about to give his speech to the class. He has 6 fingers total, he is missing an ear, his left nostril is burned shut, and he must walk on crutches because of the severe injury to his left knee. How does the extremely cruel Principal of the school introduce him? "Please welcome Gregory Barnes, a brave soul that conquered a battle against death itself an won".

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whats a diffrence between a bench and a black person the bench is a thing a black person is a human being

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Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

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Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

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A white,mexican and asian man are walking together on the beach. They find a genie lamp and the genie says"since there are 3 of u u each get one wish" the black man says " i wish that all the mexicans would go back to mexico. " the asian man says " i wish all the asians would go back to asia" and the white man says " wait so the mexicans and asians arent in america right?" the genie said "that is correct!" the white man says " oh ok ill just taqke a coke then!"

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raisin boogers

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

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How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

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